A boy who doesn’t know if he wants you or 14 other girls. A boy who is amazing but really all he does is hurt you. He’ll lead you in and in the end fuck up your whole life.
by Unicornchickennugget October 9, 2017

A man that is hated by 99% of the people he knows, he tends to try and "flex" but it normally turns into him looking like a fool of himself. He tends to strike out with the ladies leading to his udder destiny as a backup dancer for Disney on Ice
by JakeWerk February 8, 2019

Probably the most dirty butch in all thy land, has a tiny penis and omg don’t even get me started on his gayness and addiction to sexual activity with other males. He will never say no to taking a big cum shot on his face or taking it in the ass, as long as you ask nicely he’ll do it. I love Ethan and you should too
by Lolzewesev June 13, 2019

Ethan is the type of guy that you see and want to get to know him instantly because of the vibe that he gives off he’s someone you like to be around and hangout with he’s really lay back , outgoing , funny in his own ways , serious , protective , salty , hard headed asf and probably most good looking guy you know if he likes you you’re lucky because he doesn’t just like anyone you have to earn it or have something that catches his eye his friendship / loyalty you don’t have to question because he’s the type to be there and do anything if he cares about you and he’s always honest he’s the most straight up person you can ever meet and most competitive person don’t try to compete with him otherwise it may not end good for you he’s also very athletic and will try out most likely any sport there is or he’s already done it before and he’s also a very smart guy
by Coco_69 June 19, 2019

Amazing. Really cute, but not quite hot. The best person you'll ever meet. Ethans are kind and great people. Will you go out with me, Ethan?
Ethan is fucking amazing.
by LiteralMemes December 15, 2017

by braddydaddy January 24, 2019
