The best boyfriend in the world takes care of you makes you feel like you are the only girl in the world. Try’s to act hard but is really a woosie and never wants to admit that his girlfriend runs the show.
by lmfaoooooooooooooooo1336899 November 24, 2021

by Urbannnn January 9, 2021

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by BigTony69 October 2, 2023

Elijah Bocook is that one super lazy friend who avoids the gym like it's a haunted house. He’s not just unfit—he’s practically allergic to exercise. At first glance, you might be intimidated by his resting glare and the fact that he’s always sitting down… but deep down, he's a nice soul with a kind heart.
Person 1: “I saw Elijah Bocook at McDonald's again yesterday.”
Person 2: “Bro lives there. That man’s one Big Mac away from needing a forklift 💀😂”
Person 2: “Bro lives there. That man’s one Big Mac away from needing a forklift 💀😂”
by egenterprises June 16, 2025

The best and honest also sexiest Pearson ever ladies if you ever see a elijah get close couse he is you’re dream boy i wish had an elijah next to me
Elijah is sexy
by That’s that macaroni December 10, 2018

by yourraweirdo August 5, 2025
