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The Internet Elephant 

1. The part of the internet that never forgets.

2. An enormous database of every stupid thing you ever posted online.
What happened to Dave?

The internet elephant kept a blog post from two years ago where he called his boss an asshole. The boss found it and Now he's been scheduled to work on the weekends...

Ouch! sounds like he got trampled.
The Internet Elephant by xenex11 February 8, 2010

Three Legged Elephant 

A noun meaning insufficient or ridiculously inadequate, in relation to an elephant with three legs.
Y'all are running up and down the court like a bunch of three legged elephants.

Don't just throw the ball around like a bunch of three legged elephants.

benbo ta elephant 

search Youtube for BENBO TA ELEPHANT IT IS A GREAT CHANNEL
benbo ta elephant was such a cool channel

Alabama White Elephant 

When you’re at a family reunion and an unknown relative starts fucking you in the ass
Back in 2008, uncle Dale got me for the family’s annual Alabama White Elephant.
I still can’t walk right after last years Alabama White Elephant.

Eat the elephant 

A massive endeavor. Far beyond the likes that anyone has seen. A task that must be dealt with. One way or another.
It's time to eat the elephant

cum like an elephant 

When you shoot the biggest most monstrous load of your life, enough to fill a champagne glass.
I abstained for 3 weeks and when I jerked off I've cum like an elephant.