Eddie

Mallorys Daddy

You better not mess with Mallory Eddie will get you.

by Eddith69 August 11, 2021

eddi

The area that people want to congregate and have a good time. The place you want to be. Or your house.

Dude there is a party at my eddi tonight!

by John Thikman March 14, 2024

eddie

a guy with a stache

did you meet eddie yesterday?

yeah, was he the guy with the mustache?

by anonymous December 28, 2021

eddie

Small penis Asian little fagot cunt that can’t do anything

Shut the fuck up eddie

by Rmannn August 24, 2018

Eddie's Special

While performing the rusty trombone, the scrotum goes on the upper deck, like they're zyn pouches.

Got surprised with Eddie's special last night.

This dirty biracial hooker put my nuts in her mouth and then in her upper lip while giving me the rusty trombone.

Now she wants to charge me for them, saying the first one is always free.

by Half/Laff August 12, 2024

Eddie

A person who made his best friend cry for 2 hours and still hasn’t apologised

Emm: Hi Eddie how are you haven’t seen

You in months

Eddie:...
Emm: Hi eddie how are you
Eddie: ...
Emm: HI EDDIE
Eddie: ...
(Emm runs of to the car and leaves the dnace early crying the whole 2 hours back home)

by Anonymousemm September 4, 2019

Eddy

The act of bringing outstandingly bad luck to oneself and other, against all odds, and creating significant damage as a result. Can be described as « Masterclass Eddy » if it generates three or more unlucky events simultaneously.

- Man, can’t believe it, a pidgeon just dropped a shit on my head!
- Dude, classic Eddy...
- My new suit got trashed, I had to go back home and the elevator crashed. I was stuck for 3 hours !
- Wooow bro that’s a masterclass Eddy !!!

by grippeman March 13, 2019