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Get the Earection mug.Seasonal depression 😪 that occurs between election day and inauguration day among party loyalists in the United States, especially when your candidate loses
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Get the Election season depression mug.A collection of generally upper class, gay, trans, and/or autistic individuals who follow politics with a fetish.
Split between ConET and LibET, which are in a constant battle for “worst political take in existence.”
ConET is divided between the wealthy and generally WASP “Neocons,” led by an endless number of Reagan pfps. Their occasional ally, and permanent enemy, the Rust Belt Catholic populists, who worship Trump. These MAGA populists and the Reagan old guard LARP relentlessly about their wing of the party.
Across the aisle, LibeET is a diverse group of commies, tankies, faux moderates, and other assorted leftists. They are in constant rage about something, and are rarely coherent.
All in all, its an incredibly ridiculous space full of Gen Z and Gen Z adjacent terminally online hacks.
Split between ConET and LibET, which are in a constant battle for “worst political take in existence.”
ConET is divided between the wealthy and generally WASP “Neocons,” led by an endless number of Reagan pfps. Their occasional ally, and permanent enemy, the Rust Belt Catholic populists, who worship Trump. These MAGA populists and the Reagan old guard LARP relentlessly about their wing of the party.
Across the aisle, LibeET is a diverse group of commies, tankies, faux moderates, and other assorted leftists. They are in constant rage about something, and are rarely coherent.
All in all, its an incredibly ridiculous space full of Gen Z and Gen Z adjacent terminally online hacks.
I can’t believe that kid on Election Twitter predicted that! Oh it was Red Lion so just assume the opposite will happen.
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These people either cope and whine about elections or argue over autistic predictions for elections. There is Conservative ET (Con ET) which has prominent voices such as Luc J. Gagnon, and there is Liberal ET (Lib ET) which also has its prominent voices, such as Winter Politics.
Both suffer from severe autism. Oh yeah also in Election Twitter 1/3 of the people are pedophiles.
These people either cope and whine about elections or argue over autistic predictions for elections. There is Conservative ET (Con ET) which has prominent voices such as Luc J. Gagnon, and there is Liberal ET (Lib ET) which also has its prominent voices, such as Winter Politics.
Both suffer from severe autism. Oh yeah also in Election Twitter 1/3 of the people are pedophiles.
John: Did you see what Lib Election Twitter said? They think Roy Cooper will run in the 2026 US Senate Election in North Carolin-
Mark: I'm not an autistic retard. I honestly don't give a shit.
Mark: I'm not an autistic retard. I honestly don't give a shit.
by AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHJHHHHHHHHHHHHH July 1, 2025
Get the Election Twitter mug.The intentional, passive-aggressive act of behaving in a sudden, eccentric, or highly unappealing manner (often via text or on a date) to force the other person to end the relationship or ghost you first, thereby avoiding the uncomfortable responsibility of initiating the breakup.
Named after the pilot mechanism used to forcefully propel oneself out of an aircraft in an emergency; in dating, the person hits their own emotional "eject" button by making the situation unworkable for the partner.
Named after the pilot mechanism used to forcefully propel oneself out of an aircraft in an emergency; in dating, the person hits their own emotional "eject" button by making the situation unworkable for the partner.
"I didn't hear back after my last date, but I think I just got ejection seated—he suddenly started sending me three-page manifestos about his theories on ancient aliens."
"He didn't want to break up with her before the holidays, so he started ejection seating by moving into his mom's basement and only communicating through interpretive dance videos."
"I tried to get a second date, but she responded to my text with a detailed financial plan for our retirement. I think I just got ejection seated."
"He didn't want to break up with her before the holidays, so he started ejection seating by moving into his mom's basement and only communicating through interpretive dance videos."
"I tried to get a second date, but she responded to my text with a detailed financial plan for our retirement. I think I just got ejection seated."
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When they come for you bro, just hunker down make sure there are no snags and hit the Apollo Ejection Seat
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Jackson: Darnley is honestly such a closeted erectosexual.
Jackson: Darnley is honestly such a closeted erectosexual.
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