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Elective Narcolepsy

Falling asleep the exact moment one is asked to exert effort in assistance of others.
Just as I asked my husband to change the baby's dirty diaper, he had an acute attack of elective narcolepsy.
by James_onthe_Rocks1 September 1, 2013
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Electric shafting

Someone who sticks their dick in electric outlets.
Electric shafting- ah that was a good one im going in for seconds.
by Rbomb04 December 19, 2014
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electric hum

The act of wearing a vibrating cock ring on one's tongue and proceeding to slowly stimulate the mythical clitorus.
"Adrian is not boyfriend material, but he gives a damn good electric hum."
by Fourleafme August 8, 2016
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Eleaxus

Damn, Eleaxus gave some bomb ass head last night.
by kallieohwowwie October 23, 2017
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electric monkey

A random and overly excited goofball that can be a bit overwhelming with super randomness and super weirdness.
I was listening to a podcast and the host Matt was an electric monkey when citing random movie moments.
by The Electric monkey February 21, 2018
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Electrical stimulation

The process of using a electromyostimulation on your lady friend's nipples to stimulate a sexual reaction.
"Hey baby, lets try some electrical stimulation on my fat brown nipples."
by Lil' big titty May 8, 2018
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electric beaver

A Mary Sue. A McGuffin. The thing that fixes any problem
How are we gonna dig through this avalanche?” “Gah, if only we had an Electric Beaver.”
by AgirlKILLEDu July 3, 2019
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