Drunk Mozzarella 

The predecessor to Drunk Cheddar.

You guys call it Drunk Cheddar nowadays!? Back in my day we got Drunk Mozzarella as fuck!!!

Drunk Mozzarella by sargentoflynn March 9, 2022

Drunk With Disorders 

A play on the phrase as old as time “Friends With Benefits” except if the person is the exact opposite, I mean like, Polar Opposites.

David is such a Drunk With Disorders

Drunk With Disorders by ClownJuice March 22, 2022

drunk munchkin

a shorter than average man who likes to succkle breast milk straight from the source

mom, i know you think he is bad for me but he is a drunk munchkin and i think i want to marry him

drunk munchkin by JasonPourne August 18, 2022

Drunk Oligarch Syndrome 

An individual’s tendency to excessively and needlessly purchase overpriced alcohol when inebriated in a social setting and in a fashion that resembles behavior frequently associated with the western stereotype of eastern oligarchs.

“Why did George order another bottle of Cristal? The club is closing and they turned the lights up- everyone is leaving.”

“George acts like a drunk oligarch when he drinks too much. It’s called drunk oligarch syndrome.”

Drunk Oligarch Syndrome by notmyrea1name March 25, 2023

drunk Eddie 

An alcoholic of the lowest kind

Did you see that guy crash that 3 year old birthday to get free drinks? Yeah he's definitely a Drunk Eddie!

drunk Eddie by Whkdikvdy359637bdhj October 21, 2023

Drunk Joo's Bagina 

The hottest bagina you will ever see. It's called Drunk Joo because of the goo the bagina seeps out when the female is intoxicated. Attracts several drunken males.

"Dude, I saw that Drunk Joo's bagina last night! Delicous."

Drunk Joo's Bagina by Nougat October 14, 2006

Drunk Monkee 

A person who frequently gets drunk and causes trouble.

Jon was acting like a drunk monkee again, so I kicked his azz.

Drunk Monkee by unstable bob gable January 8, 2006