dookie bandit

A man commonly know as Aaron that takes massive poops in odd places; such as a driveway, playground slide, sandbox, urinal, a cooler, etc.

Oh no! Why is there shit in my driveway? The dookie bandit struck again.

by bignutzputz69 June 15, 2020

dookie bender

When you have diarrhea and every time you get up to leave the bathroom, more poop squirts out and you have to sit back down.

Bro, I ate 10 bags of hot Cheetos last night and I've been on a dookie bender all day.

by Brodown August 9, 2020

Dookie

Excrement. Meaning, poop.

"Dogs dookie."

by TheDemonSlayer2005 October 13, 2020

dookie socket

Another name for the anus.

“Pick one: the cooter or the dookie socket. I’ve got my options like my QB’s running out the pocket.”

by nateluvv October 14, 2020

dookie bruise

The resultant indentation lines caused by extensive time sitting on the toilet.

Dang bro, you were sitting the toilet for so long you got some a mad dookie bruise!

by Spanky McSpankSpank June 14, 2022

Dookie dick

A black mans penis.

Tyrone had a dookie dick so I won’t sleep with him. His dick was so ugly that it looked like a truckers dookie.

by americathegreat June 18, 2022

Spookie Dookie

A Spookie Dookie, not to be confused with a Spooky Dookie, is the result of eating far too many Paqui Haunted Ghost Pepper chips. As the name suggests, these chips will haunt your bowels, resulting in a corporeal form of Afterburner to linger.

John: Dude, are you alright?

Mike: Yeah… I ate an entire bag of ghost pepper chips last night and just dropped a Spookie Dookie. I’m feelin’ the heat.

John: You’re a dumbass.

by Nikki Sevenn August 30, 2022