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Disneyphilia

The phenomenon in which healthy adults with no pedophiliac tendencies whatsoever find themselves suddenly whacking it to cute young stars of either sex on the Disney Channel.
"I think your father may be a Disneyphiliac. I just walked in on him, his hand and Selena Gomez."

"David Henrie is a gifted comic actor and the beloved of Disneyphiliacs everywhere."

"The Annie Liebowitz photographs of Bille Ray and Miley Cyrus being 'too intimate' provide clear proof that even Disney actors can themselves become Disneyphiliacs."
by BrainardsPyjamas July 28, 2010
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Disneyland

A place where privileged white Disney adult mothers and lottery winning black mothers take there make a wish kids to see a Drug addict in a mouse costume who was most likely released on bail for pedophilia. kids running around like zoo animals and the stench from the shit food is unbearable actors cant break character because the already unrealistic looking characters dont want to look more unrealistic the characters stink of BO because they stand around like cabbages another regular occurrence at “disney land” is children passing away usually 1 and hopefully 2 every week

Cause of death=stupidity
Then the parents try and sue
Nigger Child=Hey mom can we go to disneyland
Nigger mom=sorr boo we ain goe nuff moni momma spen it all on dru s ask yo fotha
Nigger kid=Whats a father?

Privileged White Kid=HEY MOM FORTNITE FORTNITE DISNEYLAND CAN WE GO!

Privileged Mom=of course sweetie we cant go now though because mommy has work

Privileged White Kid=FUCK YOU MOM YOU FAT CUNT GIVE ME VBUCKS NOW!
by BIGFATONIONBASTARD December 24, 2021
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disneybounding

The act of dressing up as a Disney Princess (i.e. Cosplay), and being bound for the purposes of sexual fantasy fulfillment.
Elliebarbie says she's really into Disneybounding. I'm off to pick up a Snow White Dress, some bondage tape, and a dozen roses for the evening.
by Khemeher July 22, 2014
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Disney Dad

A dad who is air-headed and simingly incompetent, much like the dad's on the Disney channel.
Mindy's father is such a Disney Dad. Yesterday, he slipped on a bannana peel on his way out the door.
by Ninjabunny99 September 19, 2016
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Disney Roleplayer

a. A roleplayer that uses limits to bend reality in their favor, or merely uses limits to protect their character from the thing we call reality. Most of these roleplayers try to keep things family friendly; meaning no blood, no gore, no anything besides socializing, godmoding, and falsities seen in all of the Disney movies. This is considered one of the highest insults among the roleplaying community.
Roleplayer 1: Oh, you can't do that because I have limits that say you can't!

Roleplayer 2: Ugh, you're a Disney Roleplayer. Consider this fight void, I do not want to be seen with the likes of you.
by Mahbu June 19, 2009
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Disneyite

A Disney employee or member of Disney management that is brainwashed by the corporation into believing in the false sense of purity and wholesome image of the Disney "for profit" Empire.
Corporate America prides itself on profit, greed and the overall Disneyite conditioning of its workforce.
by Mouskefear December 5, 2012
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Dislexium

When he or she is being retarded and doesn't make any sense.
You have dislexium
by Lil Uzi Vick November 12, 2018
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