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Ding dong danger wank

The act of danger wanking while ding dong ditching someones house. The wanker must ring the doorbell, and then successfully masturbate before they can run away. All before the person answers the door.
-Dude, Jim totally ding dong danger wanked Kathleen's house last night.
-Niiice, did he get away?
-Yeah, hes a pro at it.
by Ultra Super Supreme King Dick November 6, 2011
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Ding Dong Ditching December

Acronym/ DDDD, The matter of ding dong ditch'ing other peoples houses and normally is done on a December.
Yo, Jeoffrey, Wanna do ding dong ditching December with me? Its going to be a whole lot of fun!!!
by 󠀀 December 4, 2018
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White fudge ding dong

What to call a white guy's dingleberry after anal sex.
Anne loves a white fudge ding dong before going to sleep.
by Puntmuffer September 27, 2017
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famalama ding dong boom

A description of your homies who are mostly twats.
by Yo flamala October 21, 2014
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king kong ding dong

A huge penis, comparable only to that of King Kong.
1. Donnie's king kong ding dong stretched my asshole so wide that it won't close anymore!
2. Whoa! That's one king kong ding dong!
by Clit Eatswood December 28, 2005
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peng-a-leng-a-ding-dong

an over exaggerated word for peng meaning mighty fine!
pervy boy 1:wow lokk at that girl.
pervy boy 2 : yh shes peng-a-leng-a-ding-dong.
pervy boy 1: word
by dave_rave October 25, 2006
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Dilly-ding Dilly-dong

It's a relatively new expression that means something big and fun is going to happen slowly but surely. It's an updated version of Badabing Badaboom which basically stands for something something accomplished. It's mostly used in "Party" situations.

A close synonym in slang is "Damn Straight"
Adrien: tonight we are gonna party good!

Kamal: Dilly-ding Dilly-dong !
by Kamelo1991 May 25, 2016
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