Tesla Driver

A guy who sucks his own penis in a Tesla Car.

“Bro, you’re a Tesla driver”

by Lolsaxfifth September 9, 2018

delivering pizza

Working an unskilled (or less skilled) job to make ends meet or because you are unable to get work in your career. (Any job less prestigious than your career counts, but it must be a non-career job.)

He's having a hard time finding work as an engineer so he's delivering pizza.

I hear your husband is out of work. Is he delivering pizza?

I teach high school, but to make ends meet I also deliver pizza.

by tFool2 November 30, 2010

Derien

Derien is the type of guy that is super funny, short but will grow to 6.2" or more, has a huge cock, and rock hard abbs. If you get to mad at him he will hurt you. If you meet him you will love him and he attracts the ladies like a bee does with honey.

Wow, look at that guys dick, he is such a Derien.

by Blake T. December 18, 2015

drive-by comments

Adding a comment on a social media post (facebook, etc) about a controversial issue and turning off notifications so as not to get into a prolonged argument.

I disagree with your meme on gun control, immigration, taxes because........ I want to get into a nasty multi day long fight so I left these drive-by comments

by tantilis February 18, 2018

bitch driver

The word is used to describe a person who suddenly leaves the defined traffic areas of a parking lot and crosses the spaces that are not parked in as a shortcut.

As we drove through the parking lot looking for a space, we were almost killed by a bitch driver.

by Sean Lecrone December 16, 2004

canoe driver

The clitoris. If you look at a canoe from an overhead perspective, it looks like a vagina, the person sitting in the front is where the clitoris is. Hence, canoe driver.

We were hooking up last night and every time I tapped the canoe driver she went wild.

by The Baby Bear May 26, 2008

Truck Driver Fart

An intense fart from the bowels of hell

"Marcy rips truck driver farts all day long"

by Dawn Keedic November 18, 2012