david

Average height, blonde hair , blue eyes. Has a scar on his lip from playing football. Still never kissed a girl.

He is such a david

by Mr. Man 01 November 30, 2017

DAVID

legit the gayest gay person of them all like no one thinks he straight because he’s actually gay

David your actually gay stay away from me with your gayness

by Daddyboi123 August 06, 2019

david

david garcia mean someone who is A Sick ass foo very chill and funny and does dumb shit often but hes chill he your daddy.

david will fuck you up

by essskeetit January 17, 2018

david

A very cute boy who is sometimes very moody, and can also be called a baby.

David is such a Baby

by HAHAHAHAHA fool March 24, 2020

Daviding

Sending a text ridiculously late

David stop daviding damn

by Chewy709 February 18, 2015

david

David

1. A male (normally a douche-dag) that makes plans and cancels at the last minute
2. A run of the mill d-bag

Old usage:
1. Long haired white boy

Slang:
Pulling a David
To make plans and cancel after having a friend drive across town

James: Why did you pull a David and never show up to the bar

Hitler: Whoa bro, there was a family emergency, I can't believe you would think I would do that. I have my days but I'm not a David

by notmyrealname.mpeg September 04, 2014

david

a middle school band director/instructor who is very dorky and weird. everytime you show david something, he'll give a little head shake and chuckle a bit after. he is very um- talented. new students will probably have crushes on him and look at his butt.

oh my gosh! look at david!

what a david you did!

david is defined

by ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) your favorite deg September 09, 2017