ALABAMA ALLEY DOCK

Backing up on wife's strapon while she wears your trucker hat.

He couldn't come out with the boys because he was getting Alabama alley docked by her all night at home.

by Bg71112 January 2, 2022

Tyne dock

Spot for all the smackhead to jump the metty. All the little radgies go for a bong.

Meet es at Tyne dock

by Alfdalf May 26, 2018

Dock With Aquarius

The act of docking oneself with the top of a traffic cone, in order to discharge liquid shit. Without getting it all over oneself.

The lunch tuck tacos did not agree with me I need to “Dock with Aquarius” immediately before I dispel liquid death on myself.

by Dallas logic March 6, 2022

Dry Docking

Shitting in a toilet with no water, sometimes on purpose, sometimes in extreme emergencies resulting in a total blow out.

ROUMUS HAD TO SHIT SO BAD AND THE HARBOR WAS DRY SO HE HAD TO RESORT TO DRY DOCKING.

by Jesse Millpage February 3, 2019

Vegas dock

Vegas dry docking takes place between 3 men where one places the tip of his penis in another's for skin while the third jerks both off with a rolling of dice motion

Tavi, justin and Tyler all got caught doing the VEGAS DOCK at work

by xOGxNinja October 13, 2016

Fantasy Docking

The filthy act of one man day dreaming about banging a super hot woman and then realizing that he is in fact fucking another mans penis.

Reamer tried to imagine that he was getting it on with Lindsey L. (pre-coked out crackwhore status) and was rubbing her breasts when all of a sudden he realized she had really hairy tits and her cooter felt funny too, then he realized he was just fantasy docking again and had is cock shoved in the cap of his hairy buddy Rosco's schlong... He came anyway

by ScoobaSteveTX November 3, 2010

dock bling

when:

-the dock in OSX is set to 'magnify' the icons on mouse-over more than 10%,

-your dock icons are too big (larger than 20% is offensive unless you are blind or have a monitor the size of an iPhone)
-you use the 'genie' effect on minimize

all of the above is annoying.

Yo! Funkquisha has some serious dock bling, bitch better learn to minimize those icons...Sheeeeeeeeet....

by dr.light September 27, 2010