1. you ask questions over and over again.
2. you are a red head who has no red headed parents
3. Grandma Polly lives right next to you.
4. Your a slea slaw.
5. And you take 20 baths a day.
the cure is in these steps...
1. As a question once even if it kills you.
2. Ask your mom if you have any red heads in your family.
3. Ask why Grandma Polly lives next to you.
4. don't be a slea slaw.
5. don't take more than 2 baths a day.
2. you are a red head who has no red headed parents
3. Grandma Polly lives right next to you.
4. Your a slea slaw.
5. And you take 20 baths a day.
the cure is in these steps...
1. As a question once even if it kills you.
2. Ask your mom if you have any red heads in your family.
3. Ask why Grandma Polly lives next to you.
4. don't be a slea slaw.
5. don't take more than 2 baths a day.
"Don't you see that red headed slea slaw next to grandma polly's house. She must have the 'mulch disease'!" said Molly. "yah she asked me over and over again at school if i had a spare towel after her 12th shower at school after gym!" said Jamie
by CharliesKitty June 24, 2009
Get the Mulch Diseasemug. When a woman's breasts sag to their waist and/or further. They usually become smaller and wrinkly from beinging out of their original position.
by Applesaucelord December 15, 2004
Get the Furniture Diseasemug. by Doctor Trump March 18, 2020
Get the Chinese Diseasemug. The so called disease people get when they live in Key West, Florida. Symptoms include being a lazy drunk with who doesn't want to work and only wants to wake up and go to the bar.
He really had has shit together before he moved to Key West and got the Keyes Disease. Now he gets drunk twice a day and is two months behind on his rent.
by Diamond Davey February 5, 2010
Get the Keyes Diseasemug. When a sexy white man, who highly desirable by white women, constantly rejects the white women in pursuit of Asian girls.
White woman: “Oh my god, why won’t Maxwell get with me? I’m white, attractive, Russian and smart! All he does is hang around Burwood and Chatswood Westfield…”
White woman’s friend: “Girl… don’t you get that Maxwell has Yellow’s Disease?”
White woman’s friend: “Girl… don’t you get that Maxwell has Yellow’s Disease?”
by WeChatLuvr69 March 18, 2022
Get the Yellow’s Diseasemug. Ong's Disease (or Ong Disease) refers to an imagined condition in which the sufferer is referred to as having contracted Ong by coming into contact with (or close proximity) to a person considered to be a undesirable, unclean, odd, grubby or unusual.
Ong's disease takes on an added significance if the suffer then contracts a real illness such as a virus or an allergic reaction. The sufferer will be ridiculed by others who will say, for example, "you've got Ong" whilst pointing at the sufferer's affliction.
Ong's/ Ong Disease was dreamt up by a group of young adults after they moved into a house share only to find that their neighbour was a slightly loopy, grubby, annoying lady who would constantly pop around to the house to level accusations of one sort or another. The woman in question was known as Mrs Ong and after one of her visits to the group's home one of the house mates broke out into a severe rash lasting for days, one of the house mates suggested her friend had caught "Ong's disease" from the lady next door.
Ong's disease takes on an added significance if the suffer then contracts a real illness such as a virus or an allergic reaction. The sufferer will be ridiculed by others who will say, for example, "you've got Ong" whilst pointing at the sufferer's affliction.
Ong's/ Ong Disease was dreamt up by a group of young adults after they moved into a house share only to find that their neighbour was a slightly loopy, grubby, annoying lady who would constantly pop around to the house to level accusations of one sort or another. The woman in question was known as Mrs Ong and after one of her visits to the group's home one of the house mates broke out into a severe rash lasting for days, one of the house mates suggested her friend had caught "Ong's disease" from the lady next door.
You've got Ong.
You might catch Ong's if you go in there.
The man contracted Ong's disease after visiting the ladies grubby little house.
You might catch Ong's if you go in there.
The man contracted Ong's disease after visiting the ladies grubby little house.
by fern1515 December 17, 2012
Get the Ong's Diseasemug. When you will do absolutely anything to impress hipsters to gain a following. Pronouncing words with a unreasonable flair, referencing books that are out of print or long forgotten bands that 'deserve a comeback'. Started with Chris Hardwick's need for approval by demeaning himself in anyway possible.
Steve : "What's wrong with Tom? He's wearing a scarf in the middle of summer"
Toby : "He has no friends, so he is trying to impress hipsters"
Steve : "Full blown Hardwick's Disease"
Toby : "He has no friends, so he is trying to impress hipsters"
Steve : "Full blown Hardwick's Disease"
by Type4Me January 23, 2015
Get the Hardwick's DIseasemug.