Dead chick magnet attatched to a pink hello kitty covered sun in the shape of a boot that is impossible to take of that smells with a flotaing castle time machine

The greatest insult ever.

Person 1: You're gay
Person 2: well, you are a dead chick magnet attatched to a pink hello kitty covered sun in the shape of a boot that is impossible to take of that smells with a flotaing castle time machine

by Confusingmonkey April 27, 2010

Four leaf clover

A virgin- rare and elusive in today's day and age.

Eshay 1 : Bro, that chick is a 20 year old four leaf clover.
Eshay 2 : Damn, I better pop her cherry.

by peewee_sanchez January 10, 2011

cover

to win an athletic contest by as many or more points than the Vegas oddsmakers gave the team.

I lost fifty bucks 'cos the Pistons didn't cover last night.

by abookie August 31, 2008

Croved

the act of wanting to ask someone out but he/she already has a boy/girlfriend

I want to ask her out but i'm so croved

by Bobbyfro February 21, 2008

Chocolate Covered Nuts

When someone wipes their ass and it smears their shit all the way onto their nuts (usually can only happen with male)if it happens with a Female it would be called a Muddy Clam.

"Jacob was nervous while taking a shit so he ended up with chocolate covered nuts"

by blahblahblah February 9, 2004

chocolate covered raisin

An asshole with shit on it that needs to be wiped.

"I'm out of toilet paper so I now have a chocolate covered raisin."

by anonimissy February 4, 2010

chocolate covered custerd fucker

a cop who likes to fuck his doughnuts and spill his coffee on his dick then helps his partner slam his dick in the car door then they go fuck each other until the boss catches them.

look at the chocolate covered custerd fucker over there. i see the chocolate covered custered fucker over there.

by Lil Steve-O April 13, 2005