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Crack Moment

A moment of complete and utter indifference for life it self, where one feels such extreme disconnect with his/hers situation that nothing in the world matters to them any more, explained and manifested in ones willingness to do crack.
Ben, man you look gone... Ya man, I'm just so fucking done, I'm having a crack moment over here.
by Shakednotstirred November 15, 2014
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Crack Macking

The act of licking, chewing, or gnawing on or within the intergluteal cleft. More general than analingus, involving all associated parts.
Oh! Did see Robert Downing Jr. straight crack macking on that chick's ass in "Two Girls and a Guy"?? I bet he has ass breath.
by Luchosi El Poncho May 11, 2010
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Crack Weezy

Crack Weezy is the name derived from Crackle, as in Snap, Crackle, and Pop as in Rice Krispies. It was shortened to Crack to make clear of the subject's habits. Weezy was added to the name to signify the exercise induced asthma that causes the subject to weeze when running. Certain things can help this weezing, however, such as lined softball fields.
A Crack Weezy can be belligerent but if you understand them and how they work you can easily tame them and bring them back down to a rational level within seconds of the onset of belligerence.

Often abbreviated CW or C-Dub
Get 'er done crack weezy!
Run Crack Weezy Run!
C-W how to be!
Work yo wrist Crack Weezy!
Cracckkkkk Weeeeezzzzzyyyyy
by The Towering Inferno October 7, 2009
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crack on a stick

something that is very popular and/or sells very well.

Can also be used as an exclamation similar to "oh shit"
Guy 1: How's business?
Guy 2: Great! Our new stuff sells like crack on a stick!
by St. Kae April 3, 2009
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crack mints

mints that make you cray cray, they are very addictive and beautiful, and make sparks in the dark.
by abbalabbalabbalabba December 5, 2007
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Crack Splitter

A particularly violent fart, being so forceful to literally split apart the buttcrack
Had a real crack splitter last nigh... my ass still hurts
by squirrely dan October 10, 2019
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Cracked nuts

Hurting, painful testicles after a male is hit in the groin
He cracked his nuts on a railing whilst skateboarding!

He felt nuts first on the rail. He's in agony holding his cracked nuts.
by Nobli May 7, 2023
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