Crack Moment

A moment of complete and utter indifference for life it self, where one feels such extreme disconnect with his/hers situation that nothing in the world matters to them any more, explained and manifested in ones willingness to do crack.

Ben, man you look gone... Ya man, I'm just so fucking done, I'm having a crack moment over here.

by Shakednotstirred November 15, 2014

crack on a stick

something that is very popular and/or sells very well.

Can also be used as an exclamation similar to "oh shit"

Guy 1: How's business?
Guy 2: Great! Our new stuff sells like crack on a stick!

by St. Kae April 3, 2009

Crack Macking

The act of licking, chewing, or gnawing on or within the intergluteal cleft. More general than analingus, involving all associated parts.

Oh! Did see Robert Downing Jr. straight crack macking on that chick's ass in "Two Girls and a Guy"?? I bet he has ass breath.

by Luchosi El Poncho May 11, 2010

Crack Weezy

Crack Weezy is the name derived from Crackle, as in Snap, Crackle, and Pop as in Rice Krispies. It was shortened to Crack to make clear of the subject's habits. Weezy was added to the name to signify the exercise induced asthma that causes the subject to weeze when running. Certain things can help this weezing, however, such as lined softball fields.
A Crack Weezy can be belligerent but if you understand them and how they work you can easily tame them and bring them back down to a rational level within seconds of the onset of belligerence.

Often abbreviated CW or C-Dub

Get 'er done crack weezy!
Run Crack Weezy Run!
C-W how to be!
Work yo wrist Crack Weezy!
Cracckkkkk Weeeeezzzzzyyyyy

by The Towering Inferno October 7, 2009

crack or sack

When you wipe your finger under someones nose and they have to identify wether the smell is from your crack or sack

Hey honey, crack or sack?

by Cthorn May 25, 2019

crack factor

A term used for scaleing the amount of ones crack showing when bending over, usually rated from 1 to 10 (10 being maximum crack and possibly hair/feces)

"Oh man, pull up your pants"

"Crack factor?"

"Fuck man, id say about 7"

"Oh, sorry man"

by Taffysack October 11, 2007

Crack In A Cup

Coffee or a heavily caffeinated drink that give large bursts of energy, commonly used in areas of incarceration.

Homie 1: "Ayo bruh whatchu drinkin'?"
Homie 2: "Man I'm gettin' my expresso on dawg."
Homie 1: "Nah fuck that man, you drinkin' that crack in a cup."
Homie 2: "man you trippin bro..."

by Lin-axepkheat May 15, 2019