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sitting on the crack

1.) When your friends at school hate you and don't save you a spot at lunch so you have to sit on the space in between the benches
2.) Under investigation, hiding crack-cocaine inside ones rear in order to avoid its discovery
3.) Two pairs of bare butt cheeks facing each other and making as much contact as possible
1.) Joey: Did you save me a spot?
Isabella: Nope!
Joey: Guess I'm sitting on the crack!

2.) Gabe: The officer was about to search my car, so I stood up, but I was still sitting on the crack.

3.) Aiden: Did you see that "sitting on the crack" video?
Ryan: Oh totally! Where they're touching asses right?
Aiden: Hell yeah dawg!
by bigniqqa69 December 17, 2019
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crack rape

When surrounded by crackheads and they all join forces and start acting out of pocket. You begin to fear a rape may follow
Hector and his friends got crack raped in the McDonalds. They barely made it out alive
by Mr Rick James III May 17, 2022
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crack or sack

When you wipe your finger under someones nose and they have to identify wether the smell is from your crack or sack
Hey honey, crack or sack?
by Cthorn May 25, 2019
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crack factor

A term used for scaleing the amount of ones crack showing when bending over, usually rated from 1 to 10 (10 being maximum crack and possibly hair/feces)
"Oh man, pull up your pants"

"Crack factor?"

"Fuck man, id say about 7"

"Oh, sorry man"
by Taffysack October 11, 2007
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crack line

A very profitable way to make money although really heaty and demanding. Often requires operators to drive around evading police for hours on end. Popular way to sell drugs in BC.
My crack line is bumpin!
Fucking jimmys trying to steal my junkies off my crack line
by vanbcrime September 23, 2009
mugGet the crack linemug.

Coffee crack

A white person that owns a coffee beanery, where coffee is brewed. Americans or people who love drinking coffee, a person who drinks way too much coffee. Americans who love coffee or Starbucks.
I love coffee, I'm a coffee crack. I drink it every day.

Uncle Craig owns a coffee beanery, yup he's a coffee beaner, just kidding.

Americans can't get enough coffee, I guess we're a coffee beaner nation.

Stop drinking so much coffee you coffee beaner.
by Equal crack October 2, 2016
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Crack Belt

The instantly achieved status of an individual who has recently partaken in crack cocaine that makes fighting said individual highly inadvisable.
A: Bro are you fucking serious? You let that crackhead into our dorm?

B: What could I do? I’d already opened the door plus he was a crack belt. Dude had some kind of piece of metal up his sleeve.

A: Shit fair enough, man. Never fight a crack belt. They’ll show you who’s sensei .
by Chrizone May 30, 2018
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