Slimey Cotton Janking

When a male takes his own or someone else's feces and smushes it between two pillows and proceeds to fuck the crevice between the two pillows where the smushed feces is spread properly. The feces provides the erect male with warmth and mild lubrication so the pillows will not chafe the skin on the penis. In some cultures it is acceptable for the sole participant in this activity to ingest the remains of the feces and whatever other material may have entered the space between the two pillows.
Oh my God! That shit was the perfect consistency. I haven't had a slimey cotton janking like THAT in ages!!
by Goooooober January 27, 2016
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Cotton picking

When someone who is talking to people or dating people only prefers the whitest of white girls.
My friend Jon was on tinder the other, dude is cotton picking everyone .
by Woah now December 24, 2019
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cotton candy man

When you get to dutch bros with ashley and have already ordered just to find out there was a cotton candy smoothie
Omfg theres a cotton candy man a smoothie
by Stephanie august June 04, 2021
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You say this when ur low-key getting hardcore fucked by 6 black men at once, but your mom calls you
Mom: "Hey what's going on?"
Me: "Artrafuckalrigard cotton candy'
Mom: "You're getting hardcore fucked by 6 black men at once??"
by jdus568 May 31, 2024
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Derogatory term used to discourage young African American males from pursuing a career in rap.
Upcoming rapper: I got a whole lotta girls, drugs and money.

Realistic YN: Just put the cotton in the bag bro
by YoungFlyFella September 30, 2024
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cotton topper

Old People. Because their hair gets white (the color of cotton). “Toppers” for short.
We demolished a couple cotton toppers on the pickleball court today. They couldn’t keep up.
by December 26, 2021
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cotton prince

When you are racist as fuck and you are also billnye.
Billnye thinks he is not a racsit, claiming to be a cotton prince.
by Photek AKA bitch January 28, 2015
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