Comet Gurgling

When a dude cums into a condom and throws the condom into a girl's mouth from long range.

" I tried for a money-shot but she suggested Comet Gurgling instead."

by the boi that doesn't care February 16, 2017

Closet Boy

A boy who will not come out as LGBT+ but will abuse people who have.

"Don't listen to him, he's just a closet boy."

by Richab November 23, 2019

Colette Story

A pointless story with no climax.

Example:

Colette: “You guys are never gonna believe what happened! I went to the grocery store with my mom today, and we bought corn!”

Friend: “Then what happened?”

Colette: “No, that’s the whole story”

“That story was pointless, it was a Colette story”

by Ren McCormick December 20, 2020

Vomit Comet

A specific vomitular design made on the side of one's car after a passenger decides he's just not gonna tell you he is sick at a speed of no less than 65mph.

A Vomit Comet comes around once every 20 lightbeers.

by JJNickels29 June 7, 2013

dragging the comet

When one farts in one area of a room and walks across the room dragging the odor with them.

"Man he busted serious ass by the kitchen then came "dragging the comet" into the living room."

by The Sikness December 27, 2012

Hale Bopp Comet

A rare sight, seen only once every 4200 years - when a guy is having sex while lying on his back, at the point of climax he pulls out, and his cum shoots with such velocity it shatters the lightbulb above the bed, showering down a comet of hot glass.

I performed a Hale Bopp Comet so hard last night, a team of astronomers are already saying they'll never see a better one in their lifetime.

by helloiamaperson July 20, 2012

cleanin out my closet

The one of the best Eminem songs of all time.

Dude 1: I never listen to Eminem
Dude 2: Not even Cleanin Out My Closet?

by FunRunner May 17, 2018