Kris Carroll

A sorry, bum loser, who would rather his woman work and pay all the bills while he pretends to sing and play guitar and basketball all day rather than working like a man to HELP HIS WOMAN WHO DOES EVERYTHING ALONE! Sulks in his misery and never will take responsibility for the things he’s done that land him in shitty situations. UNDATABLE

He had no job and paid no rent , he totally Kris Carroll(ed) me !

by Jimmmmi June 12, 2019

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Kris Carroll

A shitty boyfriend who never works, who doesn’t help his girlfriend pay bills, sits around the house all day pretending he can play guitar and sing. Catch him outside walking because he doesn’t have a car. He never takes responsibility for his actions that land him in situations he’s in. It’s always someone else’s fault. Loser to say the least. Sulks in misery brings everyone down that’s why no one wants him.

He didn’t pay bills, he takes advantage of me he is totally Kris Carroll

by Jimmmmi June 12, 2019

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don’t mess with her or she will ruin ur career. also i’m gonna add this, but u didnt hear it from me. she butt fucked tanner gay

e carroll almost snapped my neck so please make this go through so she doesn’t kill me. thanks

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lumpy carrot

Orange condom over penis with warts.

She was so turned on until she saw his lumpy carrot.

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Pete Carroll

As in "Pulling a Pete Carroll" .. means that you'll "pass" on an opportunity.
Made famous by his decision to throw on the 1 yard line in the Super Bowl rather than hand off to Marshawn Lynch.

Hey man, wanna grab Wendy's for lunch? Nah, I'll pull a Pete Carroll, thanks though.

by Gunsmoke Gator January 10, 2020

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