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Cannibal Corpse

An okay death metal band that used to be alright until George Fisher chose being a dork and dooming himself to virginity forever over songwriting.
George Fisher used to be a good vocalist for Cannibal Corpse, now he's just a nerd
by Xtreme2252 March 9, 2009
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Corporate conservative

A politician who is more concerned with the interests of corporations, but the only reason they champion conservative values like "preserving the family" is to appeal to the conservative masses in order to distract them from their corporatist interests that will eventually screw over their constituents.
"Man, I really like that Mitt Romney guy. He really cares about family."

"You better realize he's a corporate conservative who hides his assets in the Cayman Islands, and he's playing like you like a fiddle..."
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the envy corps

A rock band from south central Iowa (the Des Moines/Ames area). They play music that sounds similar to acts like Radiohead, Sigur Ros, and Coldplay. The members of The Envy Corps are (in alphabetical order) Brandon Darner, Luke Pettipoole, David Yoshimura, and Scott Yoshimura.
The Envy Corps play great music.
by Kim L. August 4, 2006
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tow the corporate line

Somebody who thinks anything that corporate thinks of is the greatest idea. One who acts as the mouthpiece for a company that really sucks.
Jerry used to be one of us but now all he does is tow the corporate line.
by hotrear August 25, 2010
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Marine Corps

Where were the navy seals during any of the last major conflicts??? That's OK the Marines will secure the perimiter so you can conduct your BUDS training in your purple g-strings. Fuck A navy seal.
The Marine Corps has protected this great nation and Many others for 230 years now. So go ahead and talk shit you fucking squid.
by Andrew April 14, 2005
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Corporate Toast

A doomed or laughable corporate project/idea/presentation that was conceived and designed by management pinheads along with sales and marketing douchebags.

So named because it embodies a thick layer of management B.S. spread on to a generous slice of sales and marketing fail.
This powerpoint that Jason sent out is the greatest example of Corporate Toast I have ever seen. I can't wait until the project chokes on it and finally dies.
by Hy Pyke November 29, 2009
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Corpies

"corporate types". people who have no respect for anything but the bottom line. pronounced like "core peas".
Developer: "Here's the rough version of the software, sir - everything's functional. 2 more weeks for polish then we're done!"

Corpie: "Great job, looks like it works! Get this packaged for release today."

Developer (mumbles): "fuckin' corpies..."
by corpiehater October 28, 2010
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