A person who, while not being a douche bag, is still worse than an ass wipe. They will be sodden with bacteria and detritus, and smell almost as disgusting as their little black souls.
by e.dawg August 28, 2010
Get the Cooter Wipemug. A stanky bitch. She be fucking everybody and gave yo dad AIDS. Her vagina looks like a cherry blossom but smells like cigarettes and cat food.
Homie: Yo she cute as fuck.
Me: Nah yo she got a lil cooter.
Homie: Shit...fuck it, a hole is a hole.
Me: Nah yo she got a lil cooter.
Homie: Shit...fuck it, a hole is a hole.
by Glixxy fucked the cat January 8, 2020
Get the Cootermug. When your flesh and blood sister won't take one for the team and make you rich and famous off a sex tape
My sister is a cooter hopper because she won't pull a Kim Kardashian and make me rich and famous by making a sex tape.
by B-Randy P December 2, 2017
Get the Cooter hoppermug. It’s a scooter but without the s. When someone is riding a scooter you should say for example. “Wow a cooter in the wild”. “Wow is that a cooter'!” Another definition is a old scooter like a boomer scooter. So it is a boomer scooter which is a cooter
by Cooterkid27 December 26, 2019
Get the Cootermug. by Tat21971 October 15, 2025
Get the Cooter closetmug. 
by glizzymane ll October 2, 2020
Get the Cootermug.