commercial

Pot with no soul! Well.. half a soul

Robot: Let Us Smoke These Commercial Marijuana Leaves.
Robot: OK - Wow That Was Great I Feel High I Will Do It Again

by Ahem! Dumb. June 26, 2003

commercial violator

A commercial violator is a person who has a flagrant disregard for the unwritten laws of TV commercials. To elaborate, the general rule is that when you are watching tv with others and a commercial comes on, you are free to tell whatever idiotic story you like, but when the commercial break ends, the story must be completely finished.

A commercial violator tends to have an endless supply of crappy stories about how their day went. This person does not sit down with the group with the intent of watching tv, but rather conveying some sort of story to the group. As the commercial violator begins their story, the keeper of the remote turns down the volume of the tv to be courteous. The situation quickly goes awry as soon as the commercial is over and the end of the story is nowhere in site.

One must avoid watching tv with commercial violators at all cost. However, if you find yourself in posession of the remote and a commercial violator's story is exceeding its alloted time, it is adviseable that you very discreetly turn up the volume on the television set until he/she stops.

person A: Yeah so I was trying to watch mythbusters the other day and my mom was being a total commercial violator. She was telling some crappy story about something funny she saw on C-Span.
person B: God damnit. How was the situation resolved?
person A: It wasn't, she finished her story and I missed half the fucking show. I did not get my Kari Byron dose of the week.
person B: NOT COOL!

by Skeeter McDougal September 28, 2005

Vous avez menti ans sur mon nom, je vous fait. Je suis en amour avec l'homme que vous repesented pas qui vous a agi comme

You lied on my name as I did you. I'm in love with the man that you repesented, not who you acted like!

Je voulais goûter vos larmes, se sentent, vos bras, et d'entendre votre journée evey voix de ma vie. Seulement pour découvrir que vous étiez un pur produit d'une entreprise fictive de votre propre âne.

To John doe: Vous avez menti ans sur mon nom, je vous fait. Je suis en amour avec l'homme que vous repesented pas qui vous a agi comme

by passiond'uneâmedemonamant November 15, 2009

comment-versating

When you have a full conversation with someone on facebook, only its done by continualy commenting back and forth on someone's profile, picture, or status.

Yesterday I commented on his status and an hour later We were still comment-versating about the party last night.

by Zandlo January 12, 2009

commentbomb

A comment on a facebook photo by some completely random person on your friends list that is uncool in every way, shape and form. This kills all conversation that would happen in the comments box, and raises the question to the poster of the photo of why the aforementioned loser is on their friends list.

{Lou posts a picture of Tom and Laura totally wasted}

Mike (in comment): Wow Tom you look great!

Lou (in real life): fuck. Another commentbomb, now all conversation on this photo is dead.

by TheDrMrAaron June 15, 2010

si senor commercial

I'm too sexy for my gym club membership fee (only id the person talking is Right Said Fred).

I'll take anal bum covers for 400.

by my name is john and i love red(MC homies) February 27, 2003

popped your comment cherry

being the first to post a comment

yeah bitches, I popped your comment cherry, now what?

by BhadChad March 19, 2011