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Coconut

A hairy milk carton that grows on a tree. often misidentified as a mammal due to it having milk and being hairy, but the main difference is that the coconut doesn't have nipples.
The coconut nut is a giant nut
If you eat too much, you'll get very fat
Now, the coconut nut is a big, big nut
But this delicious nut is not a nut

It's the coco fruit (it's the coco fruit)
Of the coco tree (of the coco tree)
From the coco palm family
by Elit3phoenix July 3, 2021
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Common sense

Something that keeps you alive without the need of keeping hope alive.
He/she was apprehensive about becoming one of those wandering dorks that didn't know where they were or what was going on, and with the self control of a chicken without a head, which made him/her a human with common sense and not a fearful coward.
by The Original Agahnim July 8, 2021
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Common Wench

A term used by affluent gangsters to describe a 'basic bitch' predominantly of British descent
Gemma is wearing a t-shirt with words on it, like a lowly common wench
by Kreat September 20, 2021
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Common tongue

The most widely used language. I would call English the common tongue because at this point there are soo many different ways people speak it. I also think that by naming it the common tongue it would lose it's standing as something superior.
person: Do you speak the common tongue?
another person: Yes, I do.
by An idiot sandwich October 9, 2021
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Coconuts

1. Fruit produced from a tropical palm tree.

2. A slang word referring to breasts.

3. A puzzlingly atrocious song by Kim Petras. Although Petras performed the song live on MTV EMA 2021, it is unavailable on streaming platforms, supposedly set to release sometime in 2022. The song is a blatant and tasteless ode to artist’s breasts—her “Coconuts.” Despite the song’s comically poor lyrics, sound, and concept, Petras successfully garnered attention for it via TikTok. Partially available as a sound on the app, virtually every single creator who uses it in a video will be graced by a comment from Petras herself. The verdict is still out on whether this is a genuine effort on the artist’s part, or some type of sociological study weighing the public’s preference for good music against a desire for clout.
My coconuts, you can put 'em in your mouth. (Petras, Kim. “Coconuts.”)
by Invidiosa November 28, 2021
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Coconut-Babe

A term of endearment describing a Blonde woman with the biggest mommy milker titties you've ever seen.
"I saw the hottest Coconut-Babe yesterday at the beach"
by TheNarrator January 30, 2022
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Common prefire spot

An excuse used by online gaming cheaters to get away with suspicous pre-firing
Besides it being a common prefire spot, I don't know why he would shoot that!
by Guazidas February 9, 2022
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