Coulson'D

Coulson'D is a verb used to bamboozle people you know. The recipient usually is presented with a zoomed in face of a known coulson.

You've been coulson'D bitch

Oh no I have been coulson'D, whatever did I do to you

by Thegoddamnmotherfuckintittyman September 27, 2021

Coltons creeper

When you fist a large girl with both arms then eventually crawl inside them. Someone will alert the authorities but you tell them to back off cause you ain't done with the bitch yet! Then proceed to root around till the job is done.

Man, I did a Coltons creeper on a chick last night and I ruined the inside of my buddy's minivan.

by Scooterfudge October 4, 2021

Colton S.

Best drug dealer ever gives weed, meth, coke, crack, and heroin.also will rule the world with communism like hitler planned "hail Hitler" also very smart

definition, colton S. always gets me my weed on time

by Colton S. friend April 21, 2022

Colton

Colton is an average teenager in an average school, the only thing that isn't average about him is his massive fucking balls. This man lifts weights daily, eats ass for breakfast, plays golf on Sundays, and is an absolute goddamn madman. Fucking gods are afraid of this creature, all hail the mighty Colton.

Holy shit Colton just looked at me I'm going to pass out.

by Ryuichee April 26, 2022

Colonial Williamsburg

The place where you were dragged to go on family vacations (multiple times).

It’s where you can enjoy looking at fake quill pens, push a wooden hoop down the street with a stick, take that super silly photo with your head and hands in a pillory, or enjoy the smell of horse manure as you walk aimlessly up and down the streets looking for a glimmer of excitement.

Carl: Let’s go somewhere where there is nothing to do. Any ideas?
Dean: Maine?
Carl: No too lively…
Dean: North Dakota?
Carl: nope…
Dean: Colonial Williamsburg?
Carl: Nailed it!

by JZ5727285 June 7, 2022

colon buster

Long object inserted into anus and big enough to bust you're colon. the colon buster

Riley was getting a colon buster it hurt.

by Rexh bby December 20, 2022

Consonant Gangbang

When words seem to consist of more consonants than vowels and are extremely long and complicated, e.g. in German language

"Donaudampfschifffahrtselektrizitätenhauptbetriebswerkbauunterbeamtengesellschaft is really a consonant Gangbang, don't you think?" (German for Danube shipping electricity main operations facility construction administrator's society)

by Hafu Wasabi March 10, 2023