I'm clarking right now
by That Math nerd July 30, 2025
Get the Clarkingmug. A chill girl who doesn't give herself enough credit; anyone that spends time with her will be dying from laughter at the end. Even though she can be very weird and quirky, she’ll be your ride or die in any situation. She's the type of girl who will one day make a great teacher. She’s the kindest and most genuine person you’ll ever meet, no matter what anyone else says about her. The people that call her a "toxic psychopath" are just jealous since they can’t talk to her anymore. Simply put, she’s one of the coolest people you’ll ever meet in your life.
Person 1: Are Eli and Clark dating.
Eli: *breaks through a window and crashes rolls over table* NO WE'RE NOT!!!
Eli: *breaks through a window and crashes rolls over table* NO WE'RE NOT!!!
by I have no earthly idea November 22, 2021
Get the Clarkmug. by Zaybuns July 25, 2022
Get the Paxton Taylor Clarkemug. dude what colour is the jolly green giant?
me: the answer is in your question stupid. stop pulling a dj clarke
me: the answer is in your question stupid. stop pulling a dj clarke
by shadarryl August 12, 2016
Get the dj clarkemug. a man that loves to hump foxes after going through four hours of sex on a little boat with pastor Jeff
by mommy mike October 5, 2022
Get the benson clarkemug. Former sheriff of Milwaukee County Wisconsin otherwise known as the black Sheriff Arpaio, he’s a strong supporter of Donald Trump. Always goes on TV to differentiate himself from other blacks especially Democrats.
by Zero2infinity October 4, 2018
Get the David A Clarkemug. Malachi Clark is an Amish apostle of Shrek and likes macaroni and cheese. He is the ultimate Chad. He is famous for assassinating Jeffrey Dahmer.
by AlbinoGoblinShark October 23, 2019
Get the Malachi Clarkmug.