IF YOU DON’T MIND IMMA ROAST A BITCH. THIS DUDE GOT A FIELD GOAL HEAD BOI. HE BE LOOKIN LIKE A BUG VERSION OF HITLER. HE IS SO FUGLY. NOBODY LIKES HIM. I HATE CELL. HE LOST TO AN ELEVEN YEAR OLD. HE IS A LITTLE BITCH. THIS MANZ IS SO REKT. I’M GONNA KILL HIM IN HIS SLEEP. IMMA STAB HIM FOR HURTING GOHAN. THEN IMMA STAB MYSELF FOR NOT SAVING HIM!!!!!!!!!!!! I HATE CELL!!!!!!!
by rdtfgyutfghj June 12, 2018
Get the Cell mug.Many companies are coming out with new phones with a new cell phone nipple on the back to help addicts calm down
so they can function better. It looks like the real thing. Equal opportunity nipple. Good for any and all users.
so they can function better. It looks like the real thing. Equal opportunity nipple. Good for any and all users.
Dude: "Look at Brandy." "She's at it again."
Jadu: "Yeah man, she just can't get enough." "She loves her new cell phone nipple feature."
Dude: "What's that?" Its a nipple on the back of her phone so she can nurse." "She seems to prefer it over food."
Jadu: "She's been on it now for over an hour." "Best to just leave alone."
Dude: "Yeah you're right." "She's pretty much zoned out." "Maybe I'll leave her a bag of chips."
Jadu: "That's thoughtful man."
Dude: "Thanks bro."
Jadu: "Yeah man, she just can't get enough." "She loves her new cell phone nipple feature."
Dude: "What's that?" Its a nipple on the back of her phone so she can nurse." "She seems to prefer it over food."
Jadu: "She's been on it now for over an hour." "Best to just leave alone."
Dude: "Yeah you're right." "She's pretty much zoned out." "Maybe I'll leave her a bag of chips."
Jadu: "That's thoughtful man."
Dude: "Thanks bro."
by jethrojones March 29, 2020
Get the cell phone nipple mug.Anything you can use to wipe the dingle berries off bubbas ass before he makes you toss his salad. Example : popsicle stick.
Thank god my friend had a cellblock salad fork because his 300 pound cellmate looked like he didn’t wipe.
by Rws2012ss May 21, 2022
Get the cellblock salad fork mug.The stratum corneum (Latin for 'horny layer') is the outermost layer of the epidermis. The human stratum corneum comprises several levels of flattened corneocytes that are divided into two layers: the stratum disjunctum and stratum compactum. The stratum disjunctum is the uppermost and loosest layer of skin. The stratum compactum is the comparatively deeper, more compacted and more cohesive part of the stratum corneum. The corneocytes of the stratum disjunctum are larger, more rigid and more hydrophobic than that of the stratum compactum.
The stratum corneum is the dead tissue that performs protective and adaptive physiological functions including mechanical shear, impact resistance, water flux and hydration regulation, microbial proliferation and invasion regulation, initiation of inflammation through cytokine activation and dendritic cell activity, and selective permeability to exclude toxins, irritants, and allergens. This layer is composed of 15–20 layers of flattened cells with no nuclei and cell organelles. Their cytoplasm shows filamentous keratin. These corneocytes are embedded in a lipid matrix composed of ceramides, cholesterol, and fatty acids.
The stratum corneum is the dead tissue that performs protective and adaptive physiological functions including mechanical shear, impact resistance, water flux and hydration regulation, microbial proliferation and invasion regulation, initiation of inflammation through cytokine activation and dendritic cell activity, and selective permeability to exclude toxins, irritants, and allergens. This layer is composed of 15–20 layers of flattened cells with no nuclei and cell organelles. Their cytoplasm shows filamentous keratin. These corneocytes are embedded in a lipid matrix composed of ceramides, cholesterol, and fatty acids.
by epicthing July 29, 2021
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Guy #2: "Oh, My Cell Phone!"
Guy #2: "Oh, My Cell Phone!"
by ChadBalmworth February 20, 2013
Get the Oh, My Cell Phone! mug.One of the best inventions ever. For you dimwits who've been living under a rock for the past 10 years, a cell phone is a miniature phone that you can carry around with you, and features text messaging, a shorter version of email. As I was saying, an awesome invention. I don't kno wut i'd do w/out mine...
by blogger_08 January 22, 2006
Get the cell phone mug.n. someone who carries two or more cell phones (none of which are for business purposes) and is talking on one of them almost all the time... this person will stop whatever they're doing to talk on their cell phone, even if they're with friends
adj. radiation from cell phones (obviously)
adj. radiation from cell phones (obviously)
by Lead apron December 13, 2008
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