Caesar

monke says no

Curious jorj: why dis bitch tellin me to do tha fukin banane peels?

dk kong: yo jus caesar dat ho.

Curious jorge: aight bet.

...

dicksi: YO CLEAN THE FUCKIN PEELS NOW BRO

Jorg: NO!

by nahidjizz May 25, 2024

Caelumlocian

In the manner of Caelumloc

We tried fighting their team, but they trained in Caelumlocian strategies!

by Ostuzil February 3, 2025

Calab's flute

A handcrafted woodwind instrument known for its deep, haunting tone and curved, asymmetrical design. Originating from an obscure luthier Calab II.

"I swear the lights flickered when she said that. Someone’s playing Calab’s flute tonight."

"Wow bro, how can you play Calab's flute?"

by Calabo May 7, 2025

Calab's flute

A handcrafted woodwind instrument known for its deep, haunting tone and curved, asymmetrical design. Originating from an obscure luthier Calab II.

"I swear the lights flickered when she said that: Someone’s playing Calab’s flute tonight."

"Wow bro, you're playing Calab's flute like a pro"

by Calabo May 7, 2025

Cailah

Cailah is a one in one million. Very rare among humans of current age, because their such a wonderful person. While they can be a bitch to others, once you get to know them, they are lovely and funny as hell.

Cailah can be a real * sometimes

by blazeshampst1 July 11, 2025

Cael

the unfunniest person alive, once in a while he will tell a good joke but the absolute HORRID ones he says will never be lived down

Person 1: what to you call the flintstones if they're black?
Cael: uh... fentstones?

by exceptionally fluffy bird July 29, 2025

Caelum

Going to China, finding a bronze-tier hooker, smearing your piss shit cum and snot all over her hot clitty, and doing evil rape worldwide.

Zerk: "I'm gonna do a Caelum in Asia."
Aiden: "What"

by garretdrivingsystem October 6, 2025