L.S.V.T.I.W.M.N.T.W.I.H.O.H.M.N.V.E.T.D.T.S.C.F.T.N.K.T.T.A.T.T.R.O.T.H.T.B.D.M.D.T.A.C.T.T.M.A.O.G.H.H!

Laughing.So.Vigorously.That.It.Wakes.My.Neighbour.Terry.Who.Is.Half.Owl.Half.Man.Now.Very.Enraged.Terry.Does.The.Sacred.Call.For.The.Nocturnal.Knights.The.Twitting.And.The.Twooing.Rolls.Over.The.Hills.Talons.Break.Down.My.Door.They.Are.Coming.To.Take.Me.Away.Oh.God.Help.HELP!

Dave: Knock Knock.
Clement: Who's there?
Dave: Europe.
Clement: Europe who?
Dave: That's not a very nice thing to call me.
Clement: L.S.V.T.I.W.M.N.T.W.I.H.O.H.M.N.V.E.T.D.T.S.C.F.T.N.K.T.T.A.T.T.R.O.T.H.T.B.D.M.D.T.A.C.T.T.M.A.O.G.H.H!

by Semmelweis December 16, 2018

CTHATDTMVC

Cunt That Has A Tiny Dick That Makes Vaginas Cry

"Yo did you hear about that girl Ben got with last night?"

"Yea i heard it was a fat chick...well i mean he is a CTHATDTMVC"

by yankeesrock111 April 17, 2010

CTFD

Calm The F*** Down

CTFD you are too loud!!!

by Rishi Shah January 21, 2009

CTO

CTO its acronym of Check This Out

"Hey dude come on and CTO"

by Marcos Vidal February 21, 2007

Cthulhu'd

To have an octopus or any other betentacled sea-nasty latch onto your face, usually with the more gribbly of appendages dangling down from the chin.

Holy Yath n'Gai, Batman! Steve just got Cthulhu'd!

by CthulhuRisen May 14, 2011

ctfu

cracking the fuck up

Person #1: wacka wacka wacka wacka wacka
Person #2: ctfu

by Cameron R April 14, 2008

CTE

Stands for Children of The Earth, which is/was an Italian fan club for Michael Jackson.

On some of the shirts Michael Jackson wore, this acronym is on the epaulets.

I wonder if Oprah asked Michael Jackson what CTE on his shoulders meant when she interviewed him in 1993?

by SledCatcher July 18, 2009