Zen Crystal

An incel that browse the internet with Anime pictures as his profile due to the fact his face is uneasy to look at. He usually seeks attention as he rarely does human interactions in real life and rather uses social media for his gain. This person most likely has no friends but he does have an obsession with fictional 2d characters which to him is "okay". His life is basically meaningless and full of the big sad.

Wait Bob, dont tell me that you're Zen Crystal? What a disgrace! As your friend i will get the help you need even if it means sending you to the Mentally ill hospital.

by lonelypencil November 12, 2021

Charlie crystal

A ship between charlie from smiling friends and porsha from sing 2

Fangirl: OMG charlie crystal is so cute i really hope they be together.
Some dude: kayne west stare

by Weezerfan_830)4 February 12, 2022

Lava Crystal

The coolest dude in history, likes to say "dead chat" and is purposely annoying, everyone hates him but he doesn't give a fuck

Human: Yo dude did you see lava crystal yeet that meteor? hes so cool!

by Lava Crystal February 22, 2022

Nancy Crystal

Two women that entire lives have amounted to them being Culver City stanky strawberries.

Did you see those two women?

Yeah, they stink. And they only became strawberries.

Do they really sleep with the same man behind each other’s back?

Indeed. The life of Nancy Crystal.

Yeah. Stinky strawberries tend to live that life.

by CaCa City Roundup August 11, 2022

Harris Crystal Palace

Thia place is not the place to send your students. The boys chat to girls 4 yrs younger than them and the girls have been giving bops from the first day they get into the schl . The girls are meady but there a few lengs ones if you look hard enough. The boys all look like they have some sort of problems. everyone chats shit about all their friends and the 6th formers are fucking neeks . yr 10s, 9 and 11s vape like there getting paid for it and yr 8s chat to yr 11s. all the yr 11s are WH0RES and need to repent for their fucking sins . the schools calm but teachers move like its some prison. all jokes aside its a decent school and the liveness is there

Person 1: did you hear about that yr11 girl who had a threesome in the park?
Person 2: shes probably from harris crystal palace.

by kb.sav October 17, 2022

The Crystal Ball

A move in sexual intercourse in which the bottom is mounted from behind whilst the top shaves their head bald. Upon reaching optimal shininess of the scalp and being ready to finish, the top pulls out and ejaculates all over the freshly shaven dome of the bottom. This eruption is followed promptly by the top rubbing the semen into the skull, closing their eyes, and telling a fortune.

Dude, my new girl is really into astrology, so I hit her with the Crystal Ball last night.

by michaeldvca June 8, 2023

Mother Crystal

This is a crystal from an arg
its purpose is to help the players travel the multiverse, its said to explode the king of onis if he touches it, but this really true?

The mother Crystal can Help you traverse the multiverse

by LastCall837 July 18, 2023