kaitlyn cleveland

Awesome ,nice ,caring ,and most loving person you will ever meet . She will always make u laugh.

Who is the most loving person u know?
Kaitlyn Cleveland

by Kaitlyn Cleveland November 27, 2016

Wet Cleveland Tomato

When you catch your wife, a Cleveland native, committing adulterously sexual acts with your recently planted tomato plant. Instead of being angry, you proceed to have a raunchy no-limits sex fest with the plant and your wife. As your infant son watches from the window, certainly scarring him for life, you make the mother of your infant child eat wet dirt while penetrating her. After an hour of passionate lovemaking, it’s time for all participants of the ungodly genital jamboree to switch positions. Your wife is now the tomato plant, which means she needs to be buried taint-deep in dirt and spray-painted red. The tomato plant now assumes the role of the man and you will have to gaze your recently planted wife in the eyes as the stem of the tomato plant sodomizes you. At this point in the botany sex fest, you notice your teenager daughter in the window along with your infant son. You tell them its important for this family progress and continue to get pounded by the seeded tomato plant.

Jonathan, why is my wife in a potted plant? Because George, she just got wet cleveland tomato'ed.

by Seaniebananas December 4, 2016

deryck cleveland jr

A real Nigga that loves God n would soon be able the buy his momma a rolls Royce

That Nigga deryck Cleveland jr said Adriana is in the past

by Djatl January 30, 2017

To take a cleveland

To take a shit.

Be right back. I have to take a cleveland.

by Shplups April 4, 2023

Grover Cleveland

A sexual act that requires a top hat, monocle, and a frozen piece of meaty stool. To complete the sex act named for the 22nd/24th President, a man must consume copious amounts of Taco Bell to ensure a hearty poop. He must then freeze said poop and then invite a particularly uncouth women over to his lodge so he may"defile her rear quarters" (ROUGH ANAL) while beating her buttocks with the large frozen poo. When ejaculation is near, the man pulls out and says "Here's a nickel for the trolley" and inserts poop into the women's anal cavity.

Twas' a bully day when I gave a young floozie a Grover Cleveland after a day at the Polo Grounds!

by PoopyMcGee434 September 21, 2011

grover cleveland

Briefly: Titty-fucking.

But the nuances are so much more. See example.

In full form:

"I can't believe I got a rockin' Grover Cleveland with a flaccid twee."

OR in abbreviated form:

"Grov 'er? I hardly know 'er!"

by Davey C. January 5, 2008

take the cleveland browns to the superbowl

Take a dump.

"Ah man, I gotta take the cleveland browns to the superbowl."

by TheRealHardscoper September 21, 2013