The act of hooking a lover's upper teeth with your tongue so as to ascertain whether they might have dentures at a ridiculously young age. Most commonly a prelude to oral sex.
"Sharon was so shy she wasn't going to tell me she had dentures before sucking me - lucky I did a denture check."
by spongeymushroom February 21, 2013
Get the denture checkmug. A common saying used directly before attacking someone, used to test reaction times, as well as just announce that you're going to beat the shit out of a person.
Andy: "Did you hear about the school shooting recently?"
Tom: "Yeah. Those dumb fucks got vibe checked."
Tom: "Yeah. Those dumb fucks got vibe checked."
by TheDerpHead January 5, 2020
Get the Vibe checkmug. To salute an officer in a combat zone, so as to designate him a high value sniper target. Especially useful in an area where enemy snipers are known to be operating
by PFC lulz March 23, 2008
Get the Snipe checkmug. Walking into the restroom at a public place and going through all of the stalls because you cant find a clean one.
by readyset303 March 2, 2011
Get the restroom checkingmug. A "check-in-the-box" and is an action or mandate that a group or authority takes when it doesn't want to be liable for something, so they put on an act that everyone secretly knows is functionally meaningless but has enough good intention so that criticism is often viciously attacked. In the end, if a worst-case scenario presents itself, the group or authority in question can claim they took all the possible precautions they had at their disposal and are not liable for damages while exclaiming how sorry they are things didn't happen as they would have liked. This usually leads to calls for more feel-good protocols and additional checks-in-the-box actions, and if the group or authorities' performance is good enough can even lead to the group or authority being lauded for their benevolence, all the while the people forgetting it was the original check-in-the-box that might have caused the crisis.
Person A: Do you think installing a sign warning people that there is no lifeguard on duty will help prevent drowning?
Person B: (Being honest) Of course not, but it's a check-in-the-box, so we won't be responsible if anything else does happen.
Person A: You're so cynical.
Person B: (Being honest) Of course not, but it's a check-in-the-box, so we won't be responsible if anything else does happen.
Person A: You're so cynical.
by LaughingGhost February 23, 2021
Get the Check-in-the-Boxmug. Looking up one's own name in a search engine to see what others are saying about your or what others can find out about you. See also: Ego test
From here: "I did a vanity check on Google last night. Just out of curiosity, I wondered whether I was showing up in searches for my own name yet."
From here:
http://www.seopscentre.com/seo/number-1-in-google/
From here:
http://www.seopscentre.com/seo/number-1-in-google/
by JohnPatrick August 24, 2008
Get the vanity checkmug. by Big tray October 1, 2020
Get the Chin checkmug.