sweet crap in a basket

Used when something unfornuate but not tragic occurs. Like when your dog scarfs up your dinner while you go to answer the phone. Similar usage to "Ah, shit!".

You are leaving your favorite local ice cream shop on a sultry July afternoon when someone bumps into you and your double decker scoop of cookie dough plops onto your sparkling white tee shirt..."Sweet crap in a basket!"

by Russdog Maxiums July 28, 2005

all of your eggs in one basket

The act of putting all your hopes into one one basket and when the 'basket' breaks, your 'eggs' will be broken.

Anime Expo put all their eggs into one basket with their online registration system.

by the Care Police September 4, 2005

sleeze bucket

A person who is comparable to a filthy bucket of shit and puke.

Igor always jerks of with his bed room door open, what a gad damn sleeze bucket!

by textfile232 January 1, 2006

Buckets

Things that are used during reproduction. People fill it full of theyre genetic material and have the bucket monster come to make babies. So basicly people fuck over a bucket.

We filled buckets last night!

by matesprit November 21, 2011

basketball

Number one ticket out of the ghetto and progect's along with rap and selling crack rock

Boy: Im failing math.
Man: Play basketball and rap.

by makdogjoe June 6, 2005

cum bucketry

N. (Professional) cum bucketry is the act/occupation of being a cum bucket, which is a container for semen.

Part of a rather serious insult that degrades appearance, odor and character.

"Oh, I say. I do concur that professional cum bucketry is a good way to turn a profit, and get a good source of protein all in one go!"

"Yeah? Well you look like gem sweaters, smell like the viking museum and major in public relations with a minor in cum bucketry!"

by plorgy March 5, 2006

dick basket

1. (n) a plastic insert made for males use to protect their junk during sports or rough play.

"i need to put on my dick basket before i go to the gym."

by JulieRuinn January 16, 2009