When a human male puts on a condom, shits diarrhea into a second one, puts it on over the first condom, then promptly fornicates the orphus of his choice. Upon climax, the male removes the outer prophylactic inside the orphus in which he made whoopie.
That fat bitch I fucked told me she had a yeast infection. That Chili Cheese Burrito I gave her totally worked!
by chudwilleatyourbaby January 27, 2009
Salsa on white bread.
We gotta go shopping or something, 'cause we're pretty much down to white trash burritos and Chex mix.
by SMA11784 November 13, 2007
Being wrapped in your blankets as if you are a cheap burrito from Taco Bell resulting in the extreme comfort in oneself.
by BakedPotato June 24, 2014
Supplies: 1-Large tortilla shell, diarrhea or big poop, cheese moldy preferred, microwave (probably one that is going to get thrown away), 3 person sling shot. Steps lay out tortilla shell and lay a meaty scud monkey where the meat would be, sprinkle the zesty molded cheese on the turd and microwave for 1:00 min or until cheese on turd is melted and crisssssspy, then grab 2 friends to aid in this epicness, load the bean rito Im the cockpit of the 3 person slingshot of doom and let it go right in the victims cock sucker! (way better if their sleeping)
Codak: dude it was hilarious when we slapped Justen in the face with that bean burrito bomb!
James: HELL YEA! He still smells like stinky shit rito!
James: HELL YEA! He still smells like stinky shit rito!
by turd burgler6969 April 05, 2010
A+B: (conversation)
C: Hey, what are you guys talking about?
A: This is a taco-burrito conversation...nachos ("not yours")!
C: Hey, what are you guys talking about?
A: This is a taco-burrito conversation...nachos ("not yours")!
by Durvin June 06, 2009
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