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When you wake up in the morning, notice your boyfriend has a morning wood, and you take full advantage of the situation by giving him head; ultimately swallowing his cum 'for breakfast'.
Man, I woke up this morning with one hell of a morning wood. My girlfriend saw my crotch when I got out of bed, and the next thing I know, she asked me for a cock breakfast! It was fuckin' sweet.
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Get the Surprise Breakfast mug.Having a mental breakdown inside your head but not showing it externally or just surpresssing it. You how sometimes you stare into space and you have a poker face but people know something is going through your head, it’s like that but all day.
Person 1: Hey do you have the keys to the car?
Person 2: ...
Person: I guess he’s having an internal breakdown, I’ll leave him alone
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Person: I guess he’s having an internal breakdown, I’ll leave him alone
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Get the internal breakdown mug.When you wake up in the morning and scrape the fresh morning cheese from last nights activities. Directly from both the tip and surround of the bellend. This is delicious both hot and cold, usually on a platter. Must be presented veiny side up with a side of fresh man yoghurt/girl butter.
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