Jew Breakfast 

When you go into a hotel and pretend that your a guest in order to gain entry to the free continent breakfast, usually stretching as you walk by the front desk indicating that you possibly just woke up.

Lets stop at that Holiday Inn and have ourselves a Jew Breakfast I hear the continental breakfast is awesome but you have to look like you just got up.

Jew Breakfast by Juls309 March 18, 2015

PORTUGUESE BREAKFAST

PLS I'M PORTUGUESE AND I DON'T EAT PUSSY IN THE MORNING GOD DAMN! i eat cereal ,pastry , maybe a toast or Portuguese sweets like pastel-de-nata... Anything except pussy eggs 😭

I ate a Portuguese breakfast !
-a what?
Basically a (insert Portuguese pastry)
-cool!

PORTUGUESE BREAKFAST by I live in Spain without the s October 30, 2021

English Breakfast

To wake a chick up first thing in the morning by taking a dump on her face

Last Saturday I gave my girlfriend and English Breakfast. She isn't my girlfriend anymore

English Breakfast by Dan Rich February 19, 2006

pancake breakfast 

When a friend comes to the aid of another friend, and in turn, the act of kindness is re-payed with various sexual acts... said acts are never spoken of as they awkwardly stare at each other the next morning over a (you guessed it) pankcake breakfast.

Hey man, thanks for fixing my car! I owe you a pancake breakfast if you're DTF.

pancake breakfast by IKnowThingsAboutYou September 12, 2011

Finish your breakfast 

1. Means to finish what you started.

2. A phrase told to someone who does not know what they are talking about, to aquire more knowledge in what they are saying.

1. Jay-Z: My homey Strict told me, "Dude finish your breakfast"

1. "I left work early, but I still finished my breakfast"

2. Friend A: Damn, shorty got a fine ass!!

Friend B: What?? homey you better finish your breakfast!!

Finish your breakfast by WILTORRRRRR October 11, 2010

hooker's breakfast 

Coffee and a cigarette.

In the sweltering heat, there's no appetite for anything but a hooker's breakfast.

hooker's breakfast by Wordsmith1976 May 2, 2006

Phelpsian breakfast

A breakfast of epic proportions (thousands of calories).

After Michael Phelps, World-Class swimmer and Olympic gold medalist, who consumes up to 12,000 calories per day.

My mother made a Phelpsian breakfast for us, knowing that we would need a lot of calories for our upcoming project.

Phelpsian breakfast by Shaunomalous October 16, 2008