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In the Heat of Battle

In the middle of masturbaition
I wanted to look at a porn file in the heat of battle, but I had deleted it earlier that day
by killer cloud July 26, 2009
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Battlefield Heroes

The newest game to be released in the Battlefield series. It is free to play, the only thing that will cost real money, perhaps, is clothes and such.

The only current bad thing is that it's still in Private Beta Phase 2, meaning you need a key, so the forums are spammed with people asking for others keys.
Spammer: Can I have your Battlefield Heroes key? I really want to play...

Me: Yea, my key is.....SORRY, NO KEY FOR YOU.
by Da Milkman April 7, 2009
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battle of the booties

the 2003 VMA's
I'm watchin the battle of the booties Thursday!
by Anonymous August 25, 2003
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Battle hog

A bitch so big and burley and that you want to strap a sattle on her and ride into war.
"Julian did you see that battle hog up there at the bar?"

"Dude I just came from Walmart and I saw a pack of battle hogs fighting over the last bottle of diet coke!"
by Dirty Dirty Delux February 14, 2012
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Battle Mercy Squad

Squad of battle Mercy's and team comp in Overwatch that is the new META and never lose's
Draxl: Battle Mercy Squad is here
by Caboose132 August 21, 2016
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rag battle

When a girl feels compelled to argue with you about the most idiotic and pointless stuff for no discernible reason other than she's on the rag.
Hey, I don't think I can make it out tonight. I'm in the middle of a rag battle with the girlfriend because I didn't tell her that my new co-worker is attractive.
by nyaaron July 14, 2010
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Text Battle

The act of 2 people engaging in a conversation via text messaging with both parties goals being to text something so gross and disturbing that the other party is unable to respond. A text battle is spontaneous and starts with no warning. An ancillary goal is to give the enemy nightmares. A text battle is usually started with a single word text, or a short phrase, replied to with a similar, more gross phrase.

A text battles disturbing nature may result in an individual or group being monitored by a government agency, like the CIA or NSA.
How a text battle looks:

Person 1: "Fermunda Cheese"
Person 2: "Gleet Burger"
Person 1: "Yeast infection marinade"
Person 2: "Gangrene foot puree"
Person 1: "Mung milkshake"
Person 2: "That's gross man, leave me alone"
by areallyfatkid July 10, 2011
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