Ben: can’t do anything tonight because my babe Jocelyn is making me stay home
Friend: You’re a douche and whipped. Fuck you and your Chinese girlfriend
Friend: You’re a douche and whipped. Fuck you and your Chinese girlfriend
by Boi-imma-be-Lit June 13, 2018

a man who should not be messed with. he will pee on your family and kill your locker buddie. he is also a slicer
Don't be such a Ben
by savagegirl May 5, 2015

A person who fails to accomplish a certain task buy making a rash decision or a mistake due to pressure in short a person who is a bottlejob
by Jonathon Rayes February 20, 2018

Usually a big boned or (fat) person
Can have a lovely personality but get on the wrong side and he will give you a shit time.
Smart
Well off type of person
A proper northern name
Can have a lovely personality but get on the wrong side and he will give you a shit time.
Smart
Well off type of person
A proper northern name
Ben is a name
by Eh14 July 2, 2014

Typically a male, "Ben" is most often around 5'8-6'1 and has a really small cock. "Ben" will usually attempt to hide his flaw by claiming how large is and how it gets all the bitches. In reality, however, it is extremely tiny. Most often "Ben" is homosexual and or a small twig-like creature.
by usernameisinuse August 11, 2014

A man child who is terrible at giving oral despite what others think. He most definitely will not get laid until last year of college, and only because he ordered a prostitute. His wife (if he gets one) will cheat on him because of his inability to meet her sexual needs because of his small penis. This wife will most likely be his cousin or someone he paid with drugs, who will later leave him. A Ben will also generally have a big nose that is larger than his penis.
Lisa: I met a Ben the other day, he seemed nice but kinda lonely.
Carol: I divorced a Ben once, he had a nose bigger than his dick.
Lisa: Maybe I'll turn down that date...
Carol: I divorced a Ben once, he had a nose bigger than his dick.
Lisa: Maybe I'll turn down that date...
by Ilovewords January 31, 2015
