When you're pounding a girl in the dumper (or asshole, as it's called in the medical profession), then right before you're about to go, you spit on the back of her head so she thinks you've gone. When she turns around, you cum on her face, rip out her pubs and throw them on her face so they stick, and she'll resemble an angry beaver.
J-unit: i gave this bitch an angry beaver last night
Guy: haha man that's totally TITS!
Girl: you guys shouldn't talk like that it's degrading to women.
Guy: well that may be, but why should i trust something that bleeds for five days and doesn't die?
J-unit: plus it's funny as fuck!
Guy: have you tried the avalanche? where you cum in her face and push her down the stairs?
Guy: haha man that's totally TITS!
Girl: you guys shouldn't talk like that it's degrading to women.
Guy: well that may be, but why should i trust something that bleeds for five days and doesn't die?
J-unit: plus it's funny as fuck!
Guy: have you tried the avalanche? where you cum in her face and push her down the stairs?
by hobsonator September 13, 2007
Man I went down on some chick and she had like an inch long hard clitoris!
Thats what I call a Beaver Tail!!
Thats what I call a Beaver Tail!!
by GCSRT8 September 25, 2011
When a woman’s stomach is so large that it hangs down over her lady parts making her beaver inaccessible. beaver
I tried to fuck Fat Lisa last night, but couldn’t get past her beaver dam so I settled for a sad hand job.
by DickFingerDave July 16, 2018
I was eating the beaver last night.
by Boduke April 05, 2015
by Poetessa August 16, 2010
by SychoSyn July 08, 2015
A vagina that is covered in a thick layer of hair. The thickness of hair can be compared to the dense nature of the amazon forest including and not limited to the inclusion of the undergrowth.
Yesterday i thought i would see Yvonne's beaver, it however happens that she has a beaver bush. That shit needs to be shaved, shit, it needs deforestation!
by Von-tits February 24, 2018