bean porn

the act of when a male with limbs engages in sexual intercourse with a female (or male in some rare cases) who are lacking limbs.

YOU FUCKING PORCH MONKEYS

the other day i wacked off to bean porn. THAT BITCH HAD NO ARMS ! ... OR LEGS!

by fat grimes August 6, 2006

Vital Beans

A term used around parts of Atlanta to refer to DXM AKA Skittles.

Made popular by rap artist 'DG Yola' with his track 'Vital Beans'

"Hey where can I get some skittles"
"What is that?"
"You know.. those red and blue round things that contain DXM"
"Oh you mean those VITAL BEANS"
"Umm.. sure.. yeah the Vital Beans"

by CrushCrush December 14, 2009

Neen the Bean

Doing what is necessary to be done. AKA getting between a girl's vagine.

Guy 1: What happened with that girl last night? Did you neen the bean?

Guy 2: Nah, she wasn't all in, so I had to jerk off instead.

by The Shfylox April 25, 2011

cracker with beans

A name for a person of half mexican and half white descent.

James: Yo Senor Sullivan your a cracker with beans just like me!

Senor Sullivan: Go to the office and write me a paper of what a cracker with beans is

James: shit..

by James Meyerhoff January 27, 2009

whole bean

adj. The real deal, unspoiled, solid in character. As opposed to grounds - fake, shallow (antonym).

"Who went with you on the road trip?" "Stacy! She's whole bean, man. Super cool."

by oldspanish April 12, 2014

bean wrinkler

Taking a shit

I got to take a bean wrinkler

by Hohler1234 June 25, 2014

whiskey bean

No matter how many times you flick that bean she never reaches her climax

Sweetheart lets not do to many shots tonight or your going to get whiskey bean

by Nikki nutz June 24, 2015