batman guy

A title earned after a late night situation, weather clothes or not, between to male friends.

Jeremiah and Kevin both became a Batman guy after a hot sweaty night, they were just Batman curious prior to that night.

by Notmethatsaidthat June 29, 2025

Batman in his Free Time

Batman wears into his superhero suit and grabs a bottle of lotion,then he starts to masturbate and moan,he thinks of superman clapping him as he flaps his dick,he then releases the bat jizz and makes his bed wet and including his suit

Batman in his free time and he masturbates

by Guy who writes horny things August 24, 2025

ATAR Batman

A NSW HSC teacher who consistently aura farms whilst forcing ATAR Jokers to get off their lazy asses and study or become contributing members of society who work.

We need the ATAR Batman to save us!

by Village Chief September 2, 2025

aboriginal batman

figure of the penrith community, usually spotted by his distinct deep voice and batman suit and for his possible but apparent addiction to some sort of drug

pinga 1: HOLY CUNT THATS ABORIGINAL BATMAN!!!!!
unkyjay: ye nah ye nah ur right cobba maybe that is lets go talk to the cunt aye

by big albo of penrith October 21, 2025

Batman of Scarybone

Lurks every night asking who’s out and name and shames Dan for being out later than him and doing more drugs than him. Also makes his own music and music videos.

Batman of Scarybone: ‘Oi who’s lurking at this time’
Dan Leese: ‘Not me’
Batman of Scarybone: ‘Dan Leese this is a name and shame. I’ve been out later than you and taken more drugs than you.’

by Meaty Martin 17C October 26, 2025

Batman on Superman: The First Juvenile Release

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Batman on Superman: The First Juvenile Release

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 27, 2025

Superman Batman

Someone who eats a lot and exercises. They got brains, but also lift weights and eat big to get big. They're muscular and also have big brains and a dad bod so kind of chubby, but it's muscular dad bod. And they eat meats, and eat all their fruits and vegetables. Yes, they eat some junk food sometimes, but they add healthy stuff.

Tony: I'm Superman Batman.

*Eats cheese and other foods.

by HawaiianPunch1 February 16, 2025