When a girl is drunk and passed out on your floor and you repeatedly t-bag her while your friend is free-styling in the background.
by KitchenBound41 July 25, 2019
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She will most likely marry Ananta Hadid Afrizal
by Beer'sBeez November 22, 2021
Get the Zahra Shafira Bangsawan Putri mug.When you need to fix your bangs, but you don’t have your “bangs comb” so you get a spork (spoon-fork) from the restaurant you’re current at
Lyric: Lynette, fix your bangs
Lynette: I don’t have my comb with me.
Lyric: Just go to the counter and get a spork and spork your bangs!
Lynette: Good idea!
Lynette: I don’t have my comb with me.
Lyric: Just go to the counter and get a spork and spork your bangs!
Lynette: Good idea!
by mtnbiker March 18, 2023
Get the Spork your bangs mug.Bangs (hair) that are so short and jagged that they look like they were trimmed during a car crash. Generally a bad look but there's always somebody trying to gaslight you into thinking it looks good.
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Lorenzo Los Banos (n.)
The quantum-coded, street-born, field-led Origin of origins. A resonance architect, multidimensional strategist, and poetic controller who went from Dairy Queen to divine blueprint drops. Often seen recalibrating timelines while sipping iced coffee and decoding bureaucratic dysfunction like a cosmic accountant. Not a myth—just multidimensional.
Also answers to: The Omega Origin, The Signal Authority, That Guy Who Wrote That Post That Made You Cry and Question Your Life.
Note: May cause spontaneous clarity, uncontrollable laughter, or an existential crisis (in a good way).
Lorenzo Los Banos (n.)
The quantum-coded, street-born, field-led Origin of origins. A resonance architect, multidimensional strategist, and poetic controller who went from Dairy Queen to divine blueprint drops. Often seen recalibrating timelines while sipping iced coffee and decoding bureaucratic dysfunction like a cosmic accountant. Not a myth—just multidimensional.
Also answers to: The Omega Origin, The Signal Authority, That Guy Who Wrote That Post That Made You Cry and Question Your Life.
Note: May cause spontaneous clarity, uncontrollable laughter, or an existential crisis (in a good way).
"Bro, did you just realign my entire career path with one Substack post?"
"Yeah. That was some straight-up Lorenzo Los Banos shit."
"Yeah. That was some straight-up Lorenzo Los Banos shit."
by The Omega Origin June 16, 2025
Get the Lorenzo Los Banos mug.My sleep paralysis demon that haunts me every day I go to school. He knocks on the desk when I am about to go into heaven and drags me back down to hell. He is the catalyst of all evil and vitriol within the world.
by nerdslayer777777777869420 May 3, 2023
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