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Banana mayonnaise

The sexual act of shoving a mayonnaise covered banana into your parters arse
"Jon pulled the banana mayonnaise on me. It was fucking gross. Jon we're getting a fucking divorce."
by Fucktus toast June 28, 2020
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banana smoothy

a slimy mixture of cum and vanilla ice cream that leaks out of a woman's vagina after at least a 20 minute session of sex.
Ed: Dude i banged my girlfriend and she made a banana smoothy!

Chris: Did you save me some?
by the knowledge of stuff February 14, 2012
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Moldy Banana

When you wake up the next day after having sex and still have the condom on your dick.
So, I fucked this girl last night and then I passed out. When I woke up this morning, I had a moldy banana.
by Freemont04 August 31, 2013
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The Banana look

The creepy eye contact made when someone looks at you with a mouth full of banana

Which then turns into the childish grin becuase it looks like they are sucking cock
I keep getting the banana look from Tara, she needs to stop...
by Penguin-Focus January 7, 2016
mugGet the The Banana lookmug.

Banana Dirt

The crust left on the dick after sex, commonly from not washing it after 4 days.
Yesterday I was in the locker room, and my friend said, "Wash of your banana dirt man Jesus!"
by DeadMansFilm October 29, 2009
mugGet the Banana Dirtmug.

banana factory

A woman that has many male partners.
Bill, slept with Stephanie too? Damn, she’s a fricken banana factory.
by SlipperyLobster April 26, 2021
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