Lone Banana

(noun) Used to describe a person who conducts those social activities usually carried out by a group or a couple by himself, most often because his friends all have significant others. Extension of the term third wheel, which is usually used to describe the person who awkwardly tags along with their coupled-up friends. More generally, a Lone Banana is anyone who conducts certain social activities by himself. The term has a sad or lonely connotation. Derived from the single banana phenomenon often observed in grocery stores, when bananas that have become separated from the bunch are sold as singles.

He's been kind of a Lone Banana ever since his buddy found a girlfriend.

Look at that Lone Banana out to dinner by himself. Maybe we should ask him to sit with us.

by ChickenRice May 8, 2015

laced banana

1. Someone taking psychiatric medication. 2. A psychiatric patient.

He had some sort of breakdown and is now on a bunch of meds. Yeah, a real laced banana.

by errantshade August 14, 2008

Banana Junkie

Person who has unhealthy obsession with bananas - Will try and smuggle bananas on their person to eat during the day, paranoid about the extinction of the banana. In severe cases sufferers of this affliction have been known to dress as bananas and also wear pyjamas while running down stairs and may ingest up to 40 bananas in a day.

That guy is one messed up banana junkie he just ate all my bananas

by Dr. Marshall Fielding June 10, 2011

Banana mayonnaise

The sexual act of shoving a mayonnaise covered banana into your parters arse

"Jon pulled the banana mayonnaise on me. It was fucking gross. Jon we're getting a fucking divorce."

by Fucktus toast June 28, 2020

Third Banana

Being the third best. Similar to “playing second fiddle”

Al Roker is third banana

by LeSabre1993 November 28, 2019

The Banana look

The creepy eye contact made when someone looks at you with a mouth full of banana

Which then turns into the childish grin becuase it looks like they are sucking cock

I keep getting the banana look from Tara, she needs to stop...

by Penguin-Focus January 7, 2016

Banana bot

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by Banana bot October 21, 2019