Where the patient's body is completely swollen in all directions in the shape of a big ball. (Sometimes the breasts inflate too) Admit it, you know you want to do this to your girlfriend.
Troy: Wow, would you look at Jenny's big balloon body?
Jenny: Troy, this isn't funny! Deflate me this instance!
Erica: Whee! This so much bouncy fun!
Jenny: Troy, this isn't funny! Deflate me this instance!
Erica: Whee! This so much bouncy fun!
by Gangster Twinks January 16, 2017
Get the Big balloon body mug.An insanely large cum bubble produced from the combination of a crazy amount of jizz in the asshole and a fart. With a large enough fart, the balloon will take off and usually splatter hot sperm all over the nearest victim.
Jenny got pounded by so many dudes at the frat party last night she was producing the biggest helicum balloons you could possibly imagine!
by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm April 25, 2017
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Everyone that voted in the 2016 U.S. Presidential Election; a balloon full of human waste, a mixture of both solid and gaseous.
Gender Neutral Example 1: Did you hear that Jacob voted?!
Gender Neutral Example 2: Yeah the dude's a complete Shart Balloon.
Gender Neutral Example 2: Yeah the dude's a complete Shart Balloon.
by Lilwhiteshark June 5, 2017
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by DickSmasherMcIronCock December 4, 2017
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The Student Health Center provides free Unorthodox Balloons, so we won't run out of balloons for the party next week.
by quitedankly June 4, 2018
Get the Unorthodox Balloon mug.What to call a deformed penis. It is usually skinny atthe bottom and big and bloated at the top or the other way around.
Hooker: i fucked John last night and his dumb mo' fucking how nigga ass had a deformed balloon
Hooker2: NO WAY!
Hooker2: NO WAY!
by BigDickNiggaToe January 11, 2019
Get the Deformed Balloon mug.A Flying Balloon is when a guy's partner blows into his dick, inflating his bladder, then sits on his belly forcing the air out, making a sound like an inflated balloon being released to fly across the room. It is best to attempt this if the recipient does not have to urinate.
She thought it would be funny to give him a Flying Balloon, until she sat on his belly and he pissed all over her ceiling.
by MainGun April 21, 2019
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