bacon cooch

When you rub a piece of bacon on a girls cooch, eat the bacon and then proceed to eat out the “bacon cooch”
I ate out that bacon cooch last night it was so greasy and delicious!
by Anthony Dalessio :))- July 20, 2020
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hammer bacon

Using the large forward pelvic thrust withdrawn completely out of the bacon hole so that the bacon gets hammered. :) Yes I masterbate and know nothing about this. and thus you "hammer bacon"
by texas chilli bowl July 31, 2011
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Bacon Street

Bacon street is a well known party location on Waiheke island, although only a small house it is more than capable of holding itself against other big party places. It is also a gathering ground for all lads to meetup and drink some brews
Guy: Yo what we doing tonight?
Other guy: Bacon Street?
Guy: Bacon streets the go bruv
by TheLads1081 June 21, 2020
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Bacon Beater

A person who gets unlimited pleasure out of, and can't resist the urge to jerking off a penis. If given one, they will jerk it nonstop and have to be forcibly removed. Their jerking hands' are also extremely sensitive to meat shafts, increasing their pleasure. A true Bacon Beater's hand will start doing weird hand motions (mostly twitching) when not in sexual contact
Yeah dude I saw Jackie's hand twitching like it was on a shaft too! That was at Blake's party the other night! What a Bacon Beater!
by Wookus Maximus February 03, 2011
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Bacon-ated

It was a tragedy that his life was bacon-ated after catching the swine flu..
by saturnchik12 November 02, 2009
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Bacon folds

When the inside lips of female genitalia are unusually long and/or saggy.

Usually associated with slags or fat people.
1) Steph, your skirt is so short, I can see your bacon folds dangling out of the bottom.

2) Bitch, I can't find your hole, your bacon folds are covering your vagina.
by Keyboard Warrior March 12, 2012
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i'm not into bacon

A descreet way to say "I'm not into guys"
"Baby you're mistaken, I'm not into bacon"
-The Vamps- I found a girl-
by The fangirl freak February 01, 2017
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