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Bacon drawer

The drawer of your refrigerator that is used solely for already-cooked bacon for later use. Usually lined with paper towels to soak up grease.
James: "You were running out of fridge space, so I put the beer in a drawer."
Brian: "I hope it wasn't the bacon drawer."
James: "Bacon drawer?"
Brian: "Yeah, it's only for bacon. If you put beer in there, it'll get all greasy."
by jc2 March 29, 2013
mugGet the Bacon drawermug.

skatin bacon

When a woman's oven is usually wet and you put your meat log in her.
Dude, this broad's oven required no preheating. It was like my custard cannon turned into some skatin bacon.
by Rex Thundershock November 8, 2021
mugGet the skatin baconmug.

Jaw Bacon

When a man wants a woman to give him oral sex, he can refer to the act as Jaw Bacon
Male:You know what your mouth needs?

Female: What?
Male: Some Jaw Bacon
by Fuckin Whore! January 18, 2011
mugGet the Jaw Baconmug.

Kentucky Bacon

A hot, red butt created from being spanked multiple times with a frying pan
I made her ass into some Kentucky bacon!
by Spencer Ace August 26, 2019
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Bad Bacon

Bad Bacon is a term that follows on from the phase "As Fucked As A Piglet", which means, basically that you are on the receiving end of an unholy fucking of extreme proportions and the resulting mess is something you really don't want to get involved in... hence really bad bacon!
"I can't believe it man, I've been fucked like a piglet by them again!" "Fucked like a piglet? That's really Bad Bacon, my friend!!!"
by Vengeful Spirit January 15, 2012
mugGet the Bad Baconmug.

female bacon

When the exterior of a women's vagina that resembles the outer cornmeal crust on peameal bacon or back bacon which also sounds similar to female bacon
Dude I was about to eat out jessica until I realized she had female bacon and I had to make up an excuse to leave
by EnisThePenis September 27, 2017
mugGet the female baconmug.

bacon when the

bacon when the, truly the only god that can exist and has ever existed
person 1: yo you see that
person 2: what?
person 1: it's bacon when the
person 2: who's that
person 1: the only god that can exist and has ever existed
by bacon when the November 2, 2021
mugGet the bacon when themug.

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