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banana jesus

the god of fun and fruit and has never turns down a good time with freinds and hot chicks.
damn, banana jesus gots the moves!!
by bananajesus2018 September 21, 2017
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Lone Banana

(noun) Used to describe a person who conducts those social activities usually carried out by a group or a couple by himself, most often because his friends all have significant others. Extension of the term third wheel, which is usually used to describe the person who awkwardly tags along with their coupled-up friends. More generally, a Lone Banana is anyone who conducts certain social activities by himself. The term has a sad or lonely connotation. Derived from the single banana phenomenon often observed in grocery stores, when bananas that have become separated from the bunch are sold as singles.
He's been kind of a Lone Banana ever since his buddy found a girlfriend.

Look at that Lone Banana out to dinner by himself. Maybe we should ask him to sit with us.
by ChickenRice May 8, 2015
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Banana mayonnaise

The sexual act of shoving a mayonnaise covered banana into your parters arse
"Jon pulled the banana mayonnaise on me. It was fucking gross. Jon we're getting a fucking divorce."
by Fucktus toast June 28, 2020
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banana skids

The crusty trail of bodily fluids left behind in male underwear post-coitus.
I've washed my favorite boxers ten times, and i just can't get rid of these banana skids
by romangeezer August 28, 2015
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the shit is bananas

When shit becomes a tropical, yellow fruit with thick peel.
Most known for Gwen Stefanis' "Hollaback girls".
Gwen: The shit is bananas! B A N A N A S
by Wtf am i doing July 15, 2018
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Banana Junkie

Person who has unhealthy obsession with bananas - Will try and smuggle bananas on their person to eat during the day, paranoid about the extinction of the banana. In severe cases sufferers of this affliction have been known to dress as bananas and also wear pyjamas while running down stairs and may ingest up to 40 bananas in a day.
That guy is one messed up banana junkie he just ate all my bananas
by Dr. Marshall Fielding June 10, 2011
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laced banana

1. Someone taking psychiatric medication. 2. A psychiatric patient.
He had some sort of breakdown and is now on a bunch of meds. Yeah, a real laced banana.
by errantshade August 14, 2008
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