Buying Tables

Buying tables is female code speak for having sexual intercourse. Usually without strings or outwith a relationship.

"Oh me and Tom went buying tables this afternoon, it was fantastic"
"Richard told me tonight that he's only really interested in buying tables with me"

by Howerd_Stern_Face September 22, 2011

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Buyrating

To pirate a game that buy it later on if you like it

I torrented a new game yesterday and i think i might just end up Buyrating it

by nomad2001 March 3, 2016

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buying lines

The act of buying Powerball lines in excess with no real hope of of winning big.

Paul wasted all his paycheck buying lines for the Powerball jackpot.

by Goosebuster April 25, 2016

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A pirate that takes over the ship, and instead of stealing stuff from the crew, they forcibly buy stuff from them. They usually price things higher than what they are worth. After they buy what they want, they kill the whole crew and don't take their money back. Not to be confused with its homophone birate.

"Did you hear that Tim's boat was attacked by buyrates?"

"Really, is he ok?"

"No, they bought his watch from him then killed him."

"That sucks."

"Tell me about it."

by Spoofopolis June 20, 2016

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buyrate

A pirate that takes over the ship, and instead of stealing stuff from the crew, they forcibly buy stuff from them. They usually price things higher than what they are worth. After they buy what they want, they kill the whole crew and don't take their money back. Not to be confused with its homophone birate.

"Did you hear that Tim's boat was attacked by buyrates?"

"Really, is he ok?"

"No, they bought his watch from him then killed him."

"That sucks."

"Tell me about it."

by Spoofopolis June 20, 2016

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